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October 28th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

High Speed Moons

There are a number of possible interpretations of this grainy photo out of Russia. Are they defiantly mooning the traffic enforcement camera? Or waving their butts at specific fellow motorists? I can’t tell if the image is from a cop-cam or from one of the ubiquitous-in-Russia motorist dash cams, but there’s a grainy data strip across the top of the full image (if you click) that seems to indicate these hooligani are going 115km/h (more than 70 miles an hour) at the moment in question:

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October 27th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

What’s Under Her Mask?

After you see this image, you may never again look at a masked woman with her head held high and an amused glint in her eye without wondering “What is under her mask?”

woman deep throating a dildo under her face covering

Hey, in a pandemic, people have to make their own fun.

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October 26th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

The Naked Animal Trainer

I guess if you had the job of endlessly chasing a monkey riding a pig around a short dirt track on a hot July day, you’d dispense with most of your clothing too:

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Artwork is called Animal Trainer, by Julio Ruelas.

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October 25th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Big TS Cocks In Utopia

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Science fiction is wonderful. Among other things, it brings us this trans-girl space pilot on a long haul. It would appear that, being bored, she unpacked all her sex toys, fired up some freaky holographic alien milking porn, whipped out her “modified and supercharged” dick that she got during her last shore leave, and managed for just long enough to not think about the unpleasant task of wiping down every interior surface of her travel pod. (She knows she should have thought twice about getting the “super-squirt” enhancement, but there’s a cute redhead at Triton base who is really gonna dig it.)

ts girl takes selfie of her huge modified cock

In the future, bioengineering and nanotechnology offer us hope for a lot more body plasticity. It does not take a skilled prognosticator to predict that the early adopters and serious money in this tech will gravitate immediately to genital modification. A blessing, obviously, for trans people, to easily adjust their body until they’re happy with their parts. But who among us wouldn’t take the opportunity to make something bigger or smaller or a different shape, if it was no more effort than getting a new piercing?

masturbating blonde trans woman

Honestly, this kind of scifi backstory is the only possible explanation for the profusion of trans women with monster dongs in hentai porn. What I appreciate are the artists whose science-fictional speculations extend to thinking about social and cultural consequences. Imagine for a moment the year in their lives that young people in such a society reach legal age for plasticity treatments. There will be cock fads. And when all the young women at the school suddenly pop dicks the size of their arms, they’re gonna have to get together to compare and play with them:

party to play with their new cocks

I hope my light-hearted celebration here of the potential for easy genital plasticity will not be understood as mocking the difficulties of actual trans people in our present non-science-fiction dystopic society. Body dysmorphia is real, and plastic surgery is limited in what it can accomplish even when it’s available, as it too-often is not. I know that plenty of trans women keep and enjoy (and even make money with, if we can judge by the existence of cam sites like TSYUM) their original equipment. Others, reportedly, do not do these things, or would prefer not to if they had that option. The easy science-fictional body plasticity that I imagine in this post is, IMO, just one of the benefits that everyone will enjoy under the fully automated luxury gay space communism that all correct-thinking people aspire to. In such a future, having the body shape that you want will be just another human right.

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I’ll leave you with these last two images, which we might file under the category of “things to do with your huge new cock”:

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If you want to complain that all of the things to do with your huge new cock are boringly predictable, I make no apologies. Predictable, sure, I’ll cop to that. But never boring!

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October 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

In The Cage Of Burlesque

Do you remember the scene in Blues Brothers (shit, that movie was made 40 years ago) where they find themselves performing in a chicken wire cage at Bob’s Country Bunker? Which turns out to be a very good thing, when the patrons start throwing beer bottles?

Jake and Elwood Blues behind the chicken wire

I would argue that these Parisian showgirls (via Bondage Blog) are exhibiting a little bit of the same energy. I assume that the Venetian blinds are to create mystery, not protect the showgirls from hand-thrown missiles, but I’m not 100% certain:

showgirls behind bars

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October 22nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Anything For Daddy

Making porn in the plague times is challenging. I’m impressed by the extent to which Kink Unlimited has found responsible-looking ways to rise to that challenge. One of their strategies looks a lot like making private cam shows, only filmed for public distribution. Having a deep bench of talent can make for some compelling porn. For example, in If Daddy Says, Charlotte Sartre does whatever her internet daddy tells her to, and she’s sufficiently freaky that it makes for some pretty good pandemic porn TV:

pretty freaky slave Charlotte Sartre

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October 21st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Violet Wand Advertising, 1927

There has been plenty of discussion of violet wands — both vintage and modern — here on ErosBlog. Originally marketed as a quack medical cure, they’ve seen fair persistence in the market as a dramatic e-stim (electrosex) sensation toy. But here’s an advertisement from a 1927 issue of Physical Culture magazine that leans heavily into all the original bogus medical claims. The Violetta Violet Ray from the Vi-Rex company could cure just about anything, supposedly:

early violet wand advertisement

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