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September 14th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Elvis Makes Her Nipples Hard

Music fans aren’t what they used to be, are they?

naked elvis fan wearing 45 rpm records on her nipples

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September 12th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Made It By THAT Much

She just barely cleared the fence ahead of the angry bull. She made it, but her knickers didn’t:

woman loses panties jumping a fence one step ahead of the bull

Cartoon is from the August 1959 Gaze magazine.

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September 10th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Shower Seduction

If you need to get in trouble in an all-girl Catholic school, something like a lesbian seduction in the showers should do the trick:

lesbian schoolgirls flirt in the shower

lesbian seduction is working

lesbian schoolgirls shower makeout

lesbian fingering at Catholic reform school

There are always a couple of sneaky voyeurs who will run to the nuns when they catch you having a little fun. Count on it!

sneaky schoolgirl voyeurs and tattletales watch the lesbian seduction

Photos are from The Education Of Chastity Lynn: Lesbian Reform School, via Kink Unlimited.

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September 9th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

She’s So Lucky!

Abe Lincoln once joked about a man who got tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail. Asked about it later, the unfortunate wag replied: “If it weren’t for the honor of the thing, I rather would have walked.” Somehow I get the idea that this Queen For A Night award is in the same general category:

unlucky girl wins queen for a night prize

From the November 1959 issue of Adam.

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September 8th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Fancy Stockings Behind The Haystack

You need to get you the kind of girl who will wear her fanciest silk stockings on your date to the petting zoo, and then will look for a chance to sneak you off behind the haystacks so she can do a cartwheel to show off her knickers.

a cartwheel to show off her undies

And if she does the same cartwheel to show you she isn’t wearing any knickers at all? Just the garter belt? You get you that girl and then you keep her!

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September 7th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

“He Put His Mask On!”

This fellow (Spence Logan) hit upon a fabulous way of getting anti-maskers to put their masks on. He’s pretending that not wearing a mask is like a hankie-code flagging thing. “That’s how we win, boys, we use their toxic masculinity against them!” Pure genius:

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September 6th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Phallic Eggplants, Redux

It was five years ago that ErosBlog first covered the then-developing story of the sexualization of eggplants, to the point where the eggplant emoji was banned on Instagram. What with Rule 34 and all, it should be no surprise that by now, there is anal insertion porn of it. Bondage Blog has it:

anal eggplant insertion

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