July 2nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
She’s Good Underwater
“Get you a girl who’s good in the water,” they said. “Somebody who can hold her breath a really long time.” Best advice ever!
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July 1st, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Your Gay Weekend At Home
The suggestion reaches my ears that ErosBlog has been insufficiently gay of late. It’s true. But in my defense, I’m not well-qualified to properly bring the gay. That leaves the problem unsolved, though, doesn’t it? How are we ever going to achieve fully-automated luxury gay space communism if I don’t hold up my end of the deal?
Meanwhile, back on planet earth in the good old USA, we’re coming up on the summer weekend of our big annual patriotic holiday. Seriously, fellow USA people, the most patriotic thing you can do on the 4th is stay the fuck home doing absolutely nothing that involves other people. (In other words, the polar opposite of gathering shoulder-to-shoulder to plague-breathe on each other while lighting the stolen Black Hills on fire.) But if you do stay home — if you’ve in fact been staying at home for months, with no reprieve in sight — you may find it convenient to have access to ALL the pornz, in every conceivable flavor whether gay, straight, or otherwise.
Sadly, I do not have a fully automated et cetera communism solution at hand for stocking you up with porn. We’re stuck with corporate capitalism instead, at least this week. Would it help at all if your BigCo porn turned out to be heavily discounted? Because Kink Unlimited is 60% off if you join right now.
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June 30th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Seventy Dicks And Counting
Does it seem strange to anybody else that a person keeps counting once the number gets above twenty or thirty?
Any excuse for a party, I guess!
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June 29th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Happy Hentai Sex
We all have our self-soothing mechanisms in these — what’s the current euphemism? — “difficult times”, and I’m for sure no exception. These days cable television and social media aren’t very good distractions from our troubles or from the ills of the world. As alternatives go, “looking at a bunch of porn” isn’t exactly a novel prescription; I’ll confess that right up front, before y’all slide into my comments to dunk on me for it. But, in my case, “looking at a bunch of porn” is already a pretty good description of my average workday. What’s a guy like me supposed to do?
It turns out, what I do is go for random walks through very large hentai porn image chans and boorus. I’m almost as fascinated by large and well-curated tag collections as I am by porn. I’ll end up clicking on a particular tag, viewing a few pages of results, clicking on a different but related tag, and … well, let’s just say hours have been lost. Days, even. Weeks. Appreciable fractions of lifetimes.
But, am I not also a sex blogger? The particularly choice images get saved for later blogging. Kindly do not ask me to define “particularly choice” — it’s an utterly whimsical set of criteria, that vary from moment to moment.
As near as I can tell or remember, the common theme of the hentai porn in this post might be called “happy sex”. I remember exploring tag variations centered around “romance”, “romantic”, “dating”, and “husband and wife”. But these artworks are all about sex, and not just any sex! No, this set involves people who are relaxed and happy and enjoying each other. I know, I know, all sex should be like that. But in art, as in the real world, it isn’t always so — or at least it doesn’t always show.
Sex should be fun, and people should enjoy it. Demanding smiles and heart emojis is perhaps a step to far; it’s not my place to say how people should look or emote during sex. But I am allowed my artistic prejudices, which is a good thing: I have a ton of them. And among ’em is a soft spot (perhaps in this context, a hard spot?) for people who are unabashedly happy while they fuck. Whether the fuckers in question are long-married spouses or newly dating couples or unchained free spirits met for a quick sex encounter via dating/hookup sites like EasySex.com, there’s nothing sexier to me than visual evidence that the parties are joyous in each other’s company and taking pleasure from one another.
I should back up and say that while I don’t demand smiles or heart emojis, I do purely love seeing the little heart icons. That’s a tool hentai artists apparently borrowed from manga. An artist only has so many tools to show happiness, sexual satisfaction, and contentment. Not all of them have the skill to show all this in body posture and facial expressions. Resolving any artistic ambiguity by throwing down a few happy hearts may be a cheat, but it gets the job done, and I respect that.
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June 26th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Vintage Pony-Cart Girls
I would pay actual money to know how, among these four stern-looking women, they decided which would ride and which would pull the cart under the threat of that fierce-looking pony whip:
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June 25th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Dyke Bar Lesbian Orgy
I’ll confess I don’t understand how they manage to sell any alcohol in this bar, when they have substantial fleshly distractions like this on display:
But then again, I don’t know the first thing about the economics of dyke bars. Could be, selling booze isn’t really the point at all.
Image is from Decadent Dyke Bar Delights, via Kink Unlimited.
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June 24th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Never Take Oral Sex Advice From A Biker
I don’t care who this is, and I don’t care what your gender is. The soundest advice is “accept a ride on the bike if you must, but don’t share a hotel room with this guy. Especially if you’re a sound sleeper…”
This is said to be John Bonham (“Bonzo”) of Led Zeppelin. But the people who say it are all selling the shirt. I myself have no idea.
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