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June 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

A Kiss And A Finger

I mean, if the lady is already sitting in your lap in the friendliest fashion, and her skirts raise so easily, why isn’t this the best way to give her a sincere kiss?

his tongue in her mouth and his finger on her clit

Art is by Tom Sargent.

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June 22nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Blowjob Sister Cooperation

Happy is the man whose wife has a generous turn of mind as well as a cock-hungry sister.

That it, that’s the post.

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June 21st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Goblin Gang Bang

About once a month, the goblins sneak into town, hide in some bushes, and drag a random young lady pedestrian back to their cave for lustful purposes. The odd thing is, they pay in gold, afterwards; and their “victims” don’t seem to mind very much:

goblins ravish a captured schoolgirl

Artist is StrayPaint.

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June 20th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Legs On A Train

I don’t care how long your train trip is. If you’ll be sitting across from those bestockinged legs, you won’t get bored:

travelling companion with pretty legs in silk stockings

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June 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

It’s All About The Space Titties

After 22 months in space, our spacefaring dudes probably aren’t in any mood to be fussy. Fortunately, they don’t have to be. Due to prudish cartoonery, we can’t quite see whether these alien ladies are equipped with “that portion…that appeals to man’s depravity” or, if you prefer, “the essential part wanted by man.” But do our Heroic Astronauts care? No, because the titty analogs are very persuasive!

space girls with good tits

Cartoon is from the January 1960 issue of Caper.

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June 18th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Complicated BDSM Sex Machines

six girls in a bondage sex machine den

I have always been a sucker for complicated sex machines. Since I am not a mad-scientist tinker-engineer, of course this means I don’t actually have any to play with. No, my joy in baroque sex machinery manifests chiefly as an aesthetic appreciation for the fantastic imaginings of other people, who combine the kind of depraved imagination I like with enough artistic ability to render their sex-machine inventions into sweet lovely porn.

Although Japanese anime and its associated erotic art fandoms are the main source of bizarre sex machine depictions, the world of in-browser HTML5 sex games and BDSM simulator type amusements has latterly been contributing to the feeding of my jones for sex machine imagery featuring lots of bells, whistles, helmets, visors, screens, dials, buttons, manipulators, restraints, and orgasm-counting readouts. Indeed I find that a bit of BDSM functionality is de rigueur for any sex machine worthy of the name. I mean, if “lots of screaming orgasms” is the goal, that’s gonna require precise positioning of the screaming individual. And people are generally terrible about staying where you put them while some complex machine stimulates them beyond the capacity for human self-restraint. A few shackles, straps, and implacable robotic gripping arms make the entire process proceed much more efficiently. It’s only logical!

blind orgasms sex machine

If the particular sex machine in question is also a full virtual reality simulator setup with sensory-imposition visor and a robust full-range-of-motion haptic-feedback suite sufficient to simulate enforced exercise or whatever “overwhelmed by superior force” fantasy the VR programmers can dream up, so much the better! I mean, seriously, how much fun could we all have with a rig like that?

enforced sexercise VR rig with full haptic range of mandatory motion

Remote administration tools with lots of oscilloscope displays that monitor arousal — yup, that’s a good feature. Of course the machine should have those. You know you hardly even needed to ask a silly question like that.

What else should go on the wishlist? Well, there’s nothing at all wrong with a good solid industrial robustness to the sex machine engineering. Some of these sessions may go long. A machine that breaks down before the exhausted user does is no good to anybody. Plus, too many wires and tubes on there give you too many things to break or come disconnected. No, it’s perfectly fine to build the thing like an Imperial Walker. If it’s built to keep working after thirty none-too-bright stormtroopers kick it out of the back of cargo lander in a dust storm at 10,000 feet on a parachute pallet, that’s about right:

bondage fucking machine built like a tank

The real test of a sex machine, of course, is how well it delivers pleasure. If it’s causing the user to generate a lot of noisy complaints, but in a tone of voice that a manga letterer would render with lots of enthusiastic heart emojis, that’s probably about right:

noisy sex machine user is happy

As you can see, I have a lot of notions about what makes a good sex machine. Odds are, the one I want won’t be on the market any too soon. Isn’t that sad?

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June 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Maniac JAV From ZENRA

As a horny young man, I was an avid porn consumer — but I was limited in what I could find. Generally, that was formulaic American stuff, with a few expensive (and much dirtier) European imports. If you didn’t have access to a porn shop in a very large city, back then, you might never become aware of the gloriously perverted universe of porn from Japan. In my case, the first eye-opening encounter was hentai manga panels trickling in via dial-up bulletin board systems (BBS) in 1990 or so. And then, for me, came the encounter so hair-raising that I nearly sprained my scalp! Walking past the open door of a small viewing room at the BayCon 92 science fiction convention in San Jose, I caught a glimpse of a grainy, subtitled, multiply-copied VHS video tape presentation of Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend. Bondage tentacle sex? Yes!

I’ve seen weirder stuff from Japan since. (Do you doubt me? Type “Genki” into the ErosBlog search box and tremble in your renewed belief!) With the rise of the internet, the amazing breadth and dynamic range of Japanese porn became clearer to me every year. Manga, erotic anime, idols, the whole universe of JAV porn, funky game shows and game-show-inspired porn movies, every fetish and perversion you could imagine. The bottom line: no culture in the world offers a more breath-taking diversity of dirty movies, photos, animations, and comics.

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With the rise of the internet, all this pornographic goodness became widely available. But “available” is a slippery word. The Pacific is a big ocean, the language barrier is vast, and often, even the best Japanese porn to arrive on these shores was poorly copied, badly labeled, indifferently subtitled, and stripped of its metadata. It was a thing you could watch, but getting a good copy that was connected to its cultural context always took extra work. For this reason, I’ve long treasured the sites that do the work of offering and presenting JAV in decent quality, with good subtitles, reviews, and (when available) uncensored no-mosaic versions. One such site is ZENRA, the home of “Subtitled Japanese Maniac AV”.

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ZENRA movies are legally licensed with high-quality English subtitles. The content is as diverse and eclectic as you would expect from a site with “maniac JAV” right there on the logo, plus more than 1000 titles to choose from. You won’t find a lot of traditional (boring) porn at JENRA; it’s more about exploring fetishes and fantasies that are at least somewhat bizarre. Think unusual erotic setups like porny game shows, orgies, cheating wives, bathhouses, even medical settings gone badly wrong.

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Better yet, all the movies are presented with lengthy and detailed reviews, plus screen caps, trailers, and unique supercuts that show several short clips simultaneously. It’s a great way to become familiar with the huge JAV universe.

jav barrel

No single example could be truly representative, but let me point you for illustrative purposes at The Private Parts Guessing Game — Extreme Barrel Challenge 2 (First Half). Most of the screenshots illustrating this post come from that movie. And here’s a fragment of one paragraph from the five-paragraph review, to give you a sense of the detail in these things:

Like the first one, the biggest issue Japanese reviewers found with this series was the “geezer host”. I agree — almost wholeheartedly — that RIRI KOUDA or any other slightly mature and commanding woman would have done a better job. The fact that they could hire five actresses and not an extra one (who would remain clothed thus not needing to be paid as much) is perplexing. On one hand, the male host isn’t bad. I haven’t seen him in other titles, but he did what he had to do OK.

If you love your quirky Japanese porn, you’ll enjoy this site. Have fun checking it out!

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