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March 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Roleplay Is (Provisionally) Fun

Here’s some social-distancing or home quarantine humor for you. From @Brainmage on Twitter:

Working from home, week 2. @Wangleberry and I have decided to spice up our confinement with some erotic office roleplay. She’s the naive new secretary, and I’m the older, but still sexy and powerful, MD.

I’m currently in day 3 of meetings with HR for inappropriate conduct.

Reader, I LOLed.

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March 22nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Sparkly Earrings And A Blowjob

She’s got sparkly new earrings — and he’s getting a blowjob. I wonder if that’s a coincidence?

compensated blowjob

Art by Bill Ward.

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March 21st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Soft, Warm, And A Little Wet

Like most people these days I’m probably spending more time on Twitter than usual. Which means I find things. You’ll never guess what good things this tweeter is referencing:

Ideally you want them to be soft, warm, a little wet. Like most good things in this world that are not socks.

Read the Twitter thread to find out, especially if you’re hungry.

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March 20th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Everybody Gettin’ On The Pole

The thing about living in a complex global economy is that when you put unusual pressures on it, you get unusual results:

side effect of COVID that was unexpected but shouldn’t have been

a price spike in stripper poles for home installation

Hey, it’s exercise and entertainment during quarantine or self-isolation, so why not?

Quoted text is from Dr Sarah Taber on Twitter.

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March 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

A Sensible Man

If the widespread attribution of this quote to Arturo Toscanini is true, he was a sensible man with a keen grasp of priorities:

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

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March 18th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

“We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bed”

This is apparently what it looks like when you’ve established an unlimited platinum line of credit at your local brothel:

a date with five women sex workers

From Kinky Delight. The comic is signed “Miller”.

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March 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Pussies Lined Up

As the saying goes, a man doesn’t get an offer like this every day. Nor does he very often behold such a pleasant spectacle:

three pretty girls show off their pussies for inspection and pleasure

These lined-up ladies offering their shaved-and-polished pussies for inspection are the artistic product of Kuroishi Ringo.

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