March 16th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
A few days ago it was being widely reported that the mayor of Bugliano, Italy had prohibited orgies in an effort to stave off the spread of coronavirus:
The mayor of Bugliano, Italy has issued a statement prohibiting orgies and gang bangs anywhere inside the city limits. Additionally, threesomes and sex involving more than two people is also banned for the foreseeable future.
This instantly struck me as a traveller’s tale for the digital age — strange doings far away, impossible to verify, remixing literal falsehood into mythical truth. I told myself it was just too good to be real.
And I was not wrong: here’s the correction.
Turns out, it was a hoax!
The announcement was made through the prank Twitter account @CBugliano and was cleverly designed to look an official proclamation from Mayor Fabio Buggiani’s office.
Prohibited or not, I’m thinking it’s a good time to postpone your orgies and gangbangs.
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March 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I laughed pretty good when I saw this on Twitter. From @kaitlynmcquin:
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?
Dudes on dating apps
Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.
We’re pen pals now, my dude.
We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.
Now, write me a poem.
Courtship in a time of pandemic, oh my!
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March 14th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Whoop! Whoop! Pot-of-gold alert! I’m not saying this will make rainbows shoot out of your ass, but…
What the fuck? That’s a totally fair question. We’re coming up on Saint Patrick’s Day, and I just became aware that in honor of that green and leprechaun-infested holiday, Kink Unlimited is offering the cheapest price ever for a one-year subscription. If you join for a whole year, it costs less than two months at the regular price:
Please be aware that this is an unadvertised special. I don’t know how long it will be available. I assume — since the holiday is on Tuesday — that the offer will be available at least until that time, but I don’t actually know. Make sure you’re still seeing it when you click through to join, if you choose to do that. And then, enjoy!
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March 12th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Trust the Italians to make sure their sex comics are full of blowjob nuns:
From a sex comic magazine called Cronache Vietate Hard #2.
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March 10th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
My first thought on seeing this cartoon: “That girl doesn’t need a lawyer, she needs an alignment shop…”
From Zowie magazine (November 1977).
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March 9th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Viewed from the peculiarly middle-distance vantage point that I occupy as a straight guy who sees a lot of gay erotic art, there seems to exist an entire sub-genre of the stuff that my brain has tagged with the label “Boot camp was never like this!” This parade-ground discipline artwork is a perfect example:
Artwork is from the cover of Boot Camp (Stud Series SS-1012, 1976). The artist is Craig Esposito.
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March 7th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Marooned on a desert island with too many beautiful women? It was a common problem in the cartoonery of the 1950s and 1960s. This castaway “victim” has been saved by a bit of fortunate flotsam. Now that he’s got his vitamins, he’ll have the strength to do what needs to be done:
From the July 1963 issue of Adam magazine.
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