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October 3rd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Seventeen Years A Sex Blog

Seventeen years ago, on this day in 2002, I posted the first ErosBlog post ever. I linked to a political blog and a risque newspaper photo. Although both links still work, it’s only due to active maintenance on my part and some help from the Internet Archive. (Apparently neither Glenn Reynolds nor The Sun ever got the memo about cool URIs not changing.)

On other anniversaries, I’ve maundered about the decline of blogs and wondered how long ErosBlog would hang on. Not this time. This is a very different blog than it was in 2002, or 2007, or 20012, or 2017. Most things have changed, usually several times. No matter. I’m in a confident place. ErosBlog gives me space to do some things I want to do, and that won’t change while I’m hale. Science fiction author John Scalzi recently marked his blog’s twenty-first anniversary with these comments:

I do still tell people that they should keep their own sites for when whatever social media site they use the most eventually sinks into the Internet’s graveyard, they’ll still have some place to be. The longer I do this, the more I realize this makes me sound vaguely like an Internet Prepper, waiting and perhaps hoping for an online apocalypse that likely won’t come. I don’t mean it that way, honest. Writers and creators should definitely have their own sites, with information about them and what they do, if only for search engine purposes. Everyone else, well. Do what you want, I guess. I do, which is to keep this place running. When Facebook falls, you’ll all still want something to read! I’ll be the last site standing! Bwa ha ha hah ha!

His “joke” about Facebook falling? He’s kidding to be sure, but he’s kidding on the square. Even if megacorporate social media won’t be going away any time soon, lots of people are starting to notice the tarnish on it. In a pornocalyptic era when Facebook bans and silently vanishes people for using “sexually explicit language” or offering sex to their own spouse, my first rule of the internet doesn’t look quite so crazy. And when the huge porn tubes control the vast majority of adult internet traffic, while offering nothing but video clips to weary porn surfers, I can convince myself that even my laziest streak of dirty picture posts makes somebody happy. Plus, look on the bright side: after the suicide of Tumblr, I no long need to worry that I’m “just doing Tumblr cosplay in a costume made out of stale WordPress.” Tumblr porn? Add it to the lengthy list of things that ErosBlog has outlasted!

Seventeen years. It’s a long time to run a website. I am, however, far from done.

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October 2nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

A Thorough Exam At The Sex Clinic

These two medical professionals have a good thing going. Open a sex clinic, offer extremely comprehensive examinations and hands-on therapy, profit!

thorough exam at the sex clinic

This scene is from the cover of Expo Film #17 Sex Clinic, which was a porn loop released on 200 feet of 8mm color Super 8 film, sometime during the 1970s.

sex clinic porn loop 8mm film box art

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October 1st, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Old Habits Die Hard

Here’s a hoary old chestnut of a dirty joke about the loose sexual habits of army men:

A retired Army officer met his former orderly on the street one day and hired him for the same job the orderly had done for him so many years in the Army. He told him that he could start exactly like he used to, by waking him up every morning at seven.

The next morning, at seven sharp, the orderly strode into the retired officer’s bedroom, shook him into wakefulness, and then leaned over and spanked the officer’s wife on the backside, saying to her, “All right, baby, it’s back to town for you.”

Oops…

I found this in the August, 1974 issue of Stag magazine. But then, out of curiosity, I went searching for other sources. Have you ever wondered where the ancient jokes came from, the ones that used to be a feature of every popular magazine? It turns out there used to be an entire genre of joke books that compiled hoary old jokes, often marketed as being for “toastmasters” and people who needed to enliven their speeches. And magazine editors would just fuckin’ copy out jokes from their library of books full of stale anecdotes. I found versions of this joke in a 1950s collection called Stag Night Stories, as well as in the 1955 book The speechmaker’s complete handbook: a storehouse of colorful, point-making material and complete planning guide for public speakers and the 1967 collection The Modern Handbook of Humor. Who stole it first? We may never know.

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September 29th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Pinup With A Whip

According to Wolf Bait #2 (1959) this is ballet dancer and pinup model Cheri Swift. But she seems to be considering a career as a dominatrix in this whippy shot:

topless pinup with whip and top hat

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September 27th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

A Plaything Of The Devil Sisters

Our hero is well-restrained. And, it would seem, very tired. An interesting question: would he even flee, if he had the freedom and the strength?

chained man sexually abused by four femdom devil sisters

Artwork is by Calm, who has a Patreon.

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September 26th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Flexible Friendly Erika

This freckled and flexible beauty looks like she’s waiting for amorous company to arrive:

nude flexi girl contortionist showing off her slick bare pussy

She is Erika Ribbons, a Yuni contortionist character.

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September 25th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Whoops, Wrong Book

When you are researching in the Miskatonic University library, there’s an argument to be made for consulting the card catalog with exquisite care before you start opening old tomes:

tentacle sex by cthuloid nightmares

Art is by Saatana, aka Doomsatan666.

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