December 24th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Hey, it’s Christmas Eve. Is your household prepared to give Santa a proper welcome? I mean, when it’s time for Santa to come down your chimney, you really want him to come down your chimney, don’t you?

“Ho ho ho!”
This image — or at least the fellatrix part of it, which might be a ‘shopped overlay onto a non-porn Santa image — looks to me like it comes from a vintage men’s magazine. But it’s all over the internet and I could not readily identify an original source for it.
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December 22nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
This is clearly the kind of haunted castle where a beautiful naked blonde who is troubled by untoward noises in the night is both wise and prudent to flee at once without taking the time to get dressed, stopping just long enough to grab a flapping curtain from a window as she runs screaming from her rooms. However, heading down the stairs into the dungeon of bones looks to have been an error. Is there any way out of that place?

The art is from the cover of I Neri Del Terrore #4.
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December 21st, 2018 -- by Bacchus
In 1981’s Delicious, the porn “plot” centers on a witch who uses her powers for seduction and sex. At one point she shrinks some of the movie’s characters down the size of paper clips and they fuck on a yellow school notepad, or so the special effects department with the giant crayons and pencils would have you believe:

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December 19th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Via a vintage 2005 Bondage Blog post we are treated to a genuine and impressive-to-see strenuous bondage hogtie:

The curvaceous woman so constrained was then performing as the darling Darling, and is now Dee Williams. She’s seen here sharing her bendy beauty in the studios of Hogtied.com, at a time when that site was its own thing and not merely one of the fifty-plus channels that you now get with your monthly subscription to Kink Unlimited.
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December 18th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I’m sure there’s a genuine finest kind “no shit, there we were” military-bullshit pulp magazine story behind the naked lady on the anti-aircraft gun fumetti cover, but I don’t know what it is:

Artwork is from the cover of Guerra #6.
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December 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
This is old news, but new to me: apparently one of the notorious PUAs (pickup artists) from five years ago went to Denmark (hoping to write a PUA travel book about the place) and discovered that his “game” shit didn’t work there, apparently because Danish women don’t have the degree of economic dependence on men that he was used to. Or, as Katie J.M. Baker put it in Cockblocked by Redistribution: A Pick-up Artist in Denmark:
Marginalized women who need male spouses to flourish might, indeed, find pick-up artists alluring. But women in countries that have gender-equalizing policies supported by an anti-individualist culture may not.
Shucky-darn, I say!
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December 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I prefer to think of this cute alien as a scientist, perhaps a naturalist, sketching the local flora and fauna:

Sadly, I think the 1972 Jolly cover I cropped this artwork from was trying to make a patriarchal “take a memo” stenographer-pool sex joke that was tired even then.
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