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December 24th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Blowjob For Santa

Hey, it’s Christmas Eve. Is your household prepared to give Santa a proper welcome? I mean, when it’s time for Santa to come down your chimney, you really want him to come down your chimney, don’t you?

santa gets a blowjob

“Ho ho ho!”

This image — or at least the fellatrix part of it, which might be a ‘shopped overlay onto a non-porn Santa image — looks to me like it comes from a vintage men’s magazine. But it’s all over the internet and I could not readily identify an original source for it.

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December 22nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

To Flee From The Boogeyman

This is clearly the kind of haunted castle where a beautiful naked blonde who is troubled by untoward noises in the night is both wise and prudent to flee at once without taking the time to get dressed, stopping just long enough to grab a flapping curtain from a window as she runs screaming from her rooms. However, heading down the stairs into the dungeon of bones looks to have been an error. Is there any way out of that place?

beautiful naked blonde woman in peril horror pulp cover

The art is from the cover of I Neri Del Terrore #4.

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December 21st, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Porn Fun With Large School Supplies

In 1981’s Delicious, the porn “plot” centers on a witch who uses her powers for seduction and sex. At one point she shrinks some of the movie’s characters down the size of paper clips and they fuck on a yellow school notepad, or so the special effects department with the giant crayons and pencils would have you believe:

tiny porn actress, big school supplies

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December 19th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Genuinely Hogtied Genuine Darling

Via a vintage 2005 Bondage Blog post we are treated to a genuine and impressive-to-see strenuous bondage hogtie:

darling aka dee williams in a strenuous hogtie

The curvaceous woman so constrained was then performing as the darling Darling, and is now Dee Williams. She’s seen here sharing her bendy beauty in the studios of Hogtied.com, at a time when that site was its own thing and not merely one of the fifty-plus channels that you now get with your monthly subscription to Kink Unlimited.

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December 18th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

The Naked Gunner

I’m sure there’s a genuine finest kind “no shit, there we were” military-bullshit pulp magazine story behind the naked lady on the anti-aircraft gun fumetti cover, but I don’t know what it is:

naked woman shooting at an airplane

Artwork is from the cover of Guerra #6.

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December 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Equality For Women? It’s Bad For Pickup Artists

This is old news, but new to me: apparently one of the notorious PUAs (pickup artists) from five years ago went to Denmark (hoping to write a PUA travel book about the place) and discovered that his “game” shit didn’t work there, apparently because Danish women don’t have the degree of economic dependence on men that he was used to. Or, as Katie J.M. Baker put it in Cockblocked by Redistribution: A Pick-up Artist in Denmark:

Marginalized women who need male spouses to flourish might, indeed, find pick-up artists alluring. But women in countries that have gender-equalizing policies supported by an anti-individualist culture may not.

Shucky-darn, I say!

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December 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Cute Busty Alien Sketch Artist

I prefer to think of this cute alien as a scientist, perhaps a naturalist, sketching the local flora and fauna:

blue alien woman kneeling in a skintight suit with a steno pad and a fancy winged helmet

Sadly, I think the 1972 Jolly cover I cropped this artwork from was trying to make a patriarchal “take a memo” stenographer-pool sex joke that was tired even then.

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