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August 10th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Mr. Racy Fleshlight Reviews

In a recent post about sex toys for men, I wrote: “Gentlemen, we’ve come a long way when it comes to new ways to spend money on ways to come!” It turns out that I wrote more truly than I knew. I’m old, so I remember when “The Fleshlight” was a single product, and a radical innovation in pocket pussies at that, mostly because it looked a little bit like a flashlight and was a little bit concealable and deniable, at least when you didn’t have it wrapped around your dick. That was back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and ErosBlog was new, when guys were a lot more sheepish about sex toys, and more prone to pretend they didn’t have any in the house. My, how time flies!

These days, “Fleshlight” is a famous brand and a broad product line — broader than I had realized. A new article at the sex toys and prostate pleasure site Mr. Racy reviews seven different male masturbators from Fleshlight alone:

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If you are a bottom-line kind of guy, the overall winner and favorite Fleshlight toy recommended at Mr. Racy is the Fleshlight Ice, reviewed separately here. The Ice review is super-detailed, complete with what’s-in-the-box photos, detailed photos of the disassembled toy, cleaning instructions, and photos with a ruler to show all the crucial dimension.

Among the other Fleshlight masturbation toys reviewed at Mr. Racy is at least one that has seen a brief mention before here at ErosBlog, plus many I’ve never before seen nor even imagined. In the category of toys briefly mentioned before, we should include the caseless FleshSkins, which are Fleshlight’s most economical toy. The science-fiction design ethos is so strong in them that I once described them as looking “like something that came out of an alien growth tank that makes brightly-colored bioengineered hand grenades.”

Is that not freaky enough for you? We can go freakier! In fact, there’s an entire line of Fleshlight masturbators with outer orifices shaped specifically to freak you out. We know this because “Freak” is actually the name of the product line. And just how freaky are they? Don’t ask questions unless you want to know the answers! With that warning, and with no further ado, meet the Fleshlight “Zombie Mouth”:

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Halloween is coming! Why shouldn’t you?

To wrap up, I have to admit that I’m not an expert on male masturbators. Among the ocean of sex toys that I’ve been sent over the years, there have been a few other masturbators, but never a Fleshlight. What I am something of an expert on is telling the difference between a genuinely helpful review (written to help you make a purchase, sure, but nonetheless packed with information) and useless empty blathering sales copy, of which too much infests the world these days. The Mr. Racy Fleshlight reviews are the best I’ve seen at delivering product information about the different Fleshlight models, and helping you sort through the complicated Fleshlight lineup.

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August 9th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Scrub-A-Dub-Dub!

Everybody loves a nice clean pussy, but is the scrub brush really necessary? Or are we staring unfiltered 1970s misogyny right in the soapy hoo-hah?

woman scrubbing her cunt with a soapy brush in a 1960s or 1970s color porn magazine

Sadly I only have a few pages of scan from the magazine in question (Weekend Sex Color #35) and none of the text (which was generally pretty sparse in those Euro-import porn mags anyway) so it’s hard to say.

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August 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

His Maniacal Girl-Eating Machine

Just another mad scientist, about to push the fatal button. Where do these guys keep getting their pretty victims?

pretty girl is victim of mad scientist and his maniacal machine

Artwork is from the cover of Jungla #28.

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August 7th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Improving On Nature’s Perfection

I’m fairly sure this pretty artist is supposed to be painting something else, but as is commonly seen, she cannot resist trying to improve upon what nature has already perfected:

nude artist painting her nipple with a brush and painter's palette

The photo is from a vintage porn magazine (Sexy Girls 23) published by Color Climax.

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August 6th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Kinky Orgy In The Champagne Room

This looks to me more like something they darkroom-edited together for the cover of the October 1977 Italian porn magazine Supersex than like a party that anybody actually partied — but what do I know? It was a long time ago, and I was a mere slip of a child.

dominatrix performs femdom whipping on chained man while three simpering beauties pamper a dude with a bottle of champagne

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August 5th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Sex In The Front Seat

I’m not sure how many ErosBlog readers are old enough to remember when automobiles were large enough to be considered reasonable places to “fool around” in, and social mores so tight that young unmarried people didn’t have a lot of better options. What’s more, seats didn’t usually fold or recline in those days, and there were a lot more fixed steering columns, floor-mounted stick shifts, parking brake levers, and other such impediments. No matter; lust found ways.

front seat car sex

Artwork is from the cover of a Serie Flash magazine Mr. Tir.

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August 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Monster Bone

Via Kinky Delight comes this image of a naked heroine getting entirely carried away by the possibilities of monster cock. I mean, he was constructed by a dude; it’s only logical that his endowment is generous, right?

grasping Doctor Frankenstein's monster by his monstrous dick

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