August 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
They thought they’d won the lottery: the sun was warm, they had the nude beach completely to themselves, the water sparkled, the breeze was pleasant, and they didn’t have a care in the world. Nobody had warned them about the sand squids:
It’s especially clear that they failed to read the proper page in the field guide:
Species: Sand Squid
Categories: Terrestrial, Marine
Phylum: Mollusca
Range: Unknown, but has been observed in equatorial to mid-latitude coastal Pacific and Indian Oceans.
Description: Adult appears similar in length to Architeuthis, but with elevated eyes for detecting prey at the surface. Tentacles terminate in dexterous tendrils with apparent reproductive function. Differentiation of the sexes is indeterminate.
Behavior: Omnivorous and sexually predatory. May migrate from deep sea to shore, at unpredictable season and location. Chromatophores enable perfect camoflage, allowing close approach to prey, which is siezed from below sand surface.
Art is by Synthean.
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August 2nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I’m not sure if this vintage art photo postcard by Irina Ionesco is intended to suggest a woman on her death bed, but something about the scattered playing cards and the transparent shroud speak to me of a lifetime of utterly unrepentant hedonism:
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August 1st, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Nobody who ever dreamed of Jeannie during their formative years — by which I mean, nobody who ever wanked furiously to the notion of a dream-girl in a bottle who said “Yes master” and had to do whatever she was told — ever failed to imagine Jeannie wearing a whole lot less clothing. Here’s an artist reckoning of those adolescent fantasies from no less reknowned a publication than the very first issue (August 1976) of High Society magazine:
Art is signed “A. Sawyer 1976”.
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July 30th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Plush stuffed-animal fetish, anyone? Girls who love their big beds full of stuffed animals? It’s all been around for awhile, youngsters:
Artwork is from the cover of Panda Bear Passion (PEC 1968).
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July 29th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
As I’ve noted before, kids these days (by which I mean, anybody who came of their sexual maturity post-AIDS-crisis) often don’t understand the properly-filthy connotations of a good wad of Crisco:
From BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings.
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July 28th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
I’ll confess to not being as regular about Sharing Our Shit on Saturday as I would like to be, but here I am today on this particular Saturday with some excellent shit to share:
- That industrious patron of the arts and my good friend Dr. Faustus has been busy since the last time I shared his publications and productions. Recent output includes editions of his comic Bubbles in Hebrew (עברית), Vietnamese (Tiếng Việt), and Bengali (বাংলা). The third chapter is now available in The Adventures of Ashley Madder, and there has been a substantial revision/addition to the comic Bait, announced here. Four new pieces of commissioned art supplementary to Bait (or pendant to it, if you prefer the word that Dr. Faustus uses) have also been published: here and here and here and here. And finally, all the Bait goodies have a permanent secure home at the Internet Archive now. I swear I don’t know how Faustus does it!
- The Rialto Report continues its ambitious project of making high-quality scans of porn magazines from forty years ago. This time it’s a visit to 1980 with the issues from that year of Cinema-X Review and Adam Film World.
- Ten Things I’ve Learned From 10 Years Of Sex — a really smart bit of writing from Kate Sloan at Girly Juice. I sure as shit didn’t learn that much in my first ten years of having sex, and in a lot more than ten years I never learned to write paragraphs so nice and tight.
- I appreciate a good obsession as well as the next person, so I am in awe of this post at Vanilla Spanking that explores at 3,500-word length (plus extensive visual material) the question of whether there was ever a Tarzan movie in which Jane gets a spanking. One word answer: no. But every near-spanking and situation in which Tarzan threatens to spank somebody is lovingly detailed, and the one funny-papers comic-strip panel in which Tarzan does spank an abusive lady big game hunter is presented in both its as-originally-published and later-reprint spanking-censored-out versions. Obsessions, man, long may they wave!
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July 27th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
This image isn’t titled “Fuck You, Pay Us” but that’s the first thought that crossed my mind when I saw it:
From an Italian pulp via Kinky Delight.
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