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May 28th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Goodbye Paris, Get On The Holiday Train!

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The sheer celebratory joy of this painting had me looking at the details; I kept expecting to find one of these women topless and waving a bra. I was disappointed in that expectation, but it’s all right. The artist is Leo Fontan.

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May 27th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Nipples In A Silk Dress

gangster girl with a mean expression smokes and glares and lets her nipples do her talking

This artwork by Alex Redmond originally graced the cover of the June 1930 edition of Real Detective Tales, which identified the lady with the skeptical expression as a “Gangster’s Girl.” To my modern eye, that nipple-popping dress almost looks like latex rubber, but I’m assuming it’s painted with the intent to represent sheer silk.

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May 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Share Our Shit Saturday 16 #SoSS

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I may have missed a couple of Saturdays in a row but that’s just all the more reason to slide in another Share Our Shit Saturday post, isn’t it?

  1. For the last two months my venerable blogfriend BJ has been posting photos of bearded men from his inexhaustible collection of vintage gay porn. He was up to “beard058” by the time he posted this shot, which also typifies the reason that the phrase “assless chaps” gained the popularity it enjoys. (Not to mention the power it has to make linguistic pedants tear their dull and lifeless hair out in great double-fisted clumps.)
  2. The Rialto Report has reproduced for posterity the rare-as-hen’s-teeth first year’s run of Adult Video News issues from 1983/1984.
  3. It has become traditional to include the monthly BDSM link roundup from The History of BDSM in whichever of these #SOSS posts follows it. The roundup never disappoints.
  4. Finally and as usual, my good friend Dr. Faustus has been busy! Publication is complete on the first whole chapter of The Adventures of Ashley Madder (a Tales of Gnosis College comic and tribute to the Adventures of Phoebe Zeit-Geist). What’s more, there are three new pieces of commissioned supplementary art for the previously-published graphic novella Bait. And finally, for those of strong stomach, at Infernal Wonders there are two exercises in recovering deeply-lost fringe artists from the depths of the Internet Archive. Content on these is likely to squick most readers, but the demonstration of methods for retrieval of very old and very lost web content may have interest beyond the content itself: Atomica, Hekonix. And last but not least, Bubbles is now available in Tagalog!

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May 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Pretty Girls With Dirty Faces

Bondage Blog spent (some might say “wasted”) nearly fifty words of editorial space arguing from no evidence at all that these ladies probably have their hands tied beyond the sight of the camera’s lens. Not laboring under the same editorial mania in this space, we here may simply appreciate the spectacle of pretty women with messy faces, slurping down plates of pasta:

spaghetti eating contest vintage

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May 25th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Captured By Amazons

When the Amazons have knocked you out with stone-tipped arrows and tied you to a horse and are dragging you naked back to their city, you are probably in trouble. Whether it’s good trouble or bad trouble? That remains to be seen:

femdom amazon captive naked

From Kzara ou Les nuits barbares by Jean-Yves Mitton.

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May 24th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Does Your Wife Fit In A Bucket?

Of course she does: after all, you can always get a bigger bucket!

exhibitionist wife flashing a titty

Silly jokes aside, WifeBucket bills itself as “the original amateur-wife and real-MILF adult site.” Don’t think too hard about those claims. After all, WifeBucket only dates to 2009, and amateur porn on the internet goes at least fifteen years further back than that. They also say they have “probably the biggest online archive of nude wives, home porn, and swingers”, which might indeed be so. Roughly 320,000 photos and 7,000 videos is a lot nowadays; as far as I know you won’t find (anywhere!) the million-photo collections that were possible in the freewheeling times around the turn of the century, when there were a zillion commercial porn studios pumping out fake “amateur” porn to mix with the authentic stuff being uploaded, and it was impossible to tell which was which.

Wifebucket presents itself as a fairly traditional user-submitted images site, one that’s evolving into a paid-membership model as most such sites are these days. It offers a mix of paid and free galleries presented on the front page (plus more on their blog), with a paid membership option prominently offered:

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They take Bitcoin, which is still rare for porn companies. It’s a prudent precaution in my opinion. Attacking the adult industry through its payment systems is a growing trend, and though Bitcoin per se is probably not the ultimate solution, diversifying payments outside the Visa/Mastercard ecosystem stranglehold is the only long term fix. Bitcoin is at least a step in that direction.

As you would expect from a site which, despite its current membership business model, has clear heritage in the erstwhile mania for tubes, there’s plenty of free and visually-engaging content available for visitors:

beach nudes with sand on their boobs

I had great fun in a gallery of facial cumshot photos amusing myself imagining personalities based on the expressions of the supposed wives depicted. Really, which of these women would you rather be married to? There are no right or wrong answers!

wifebucket faces of cum

Choice A: The sultry-but-unimpressed Mediterranean beauty. A model, or possibly an actress. The one on a leash. She’s not happy about the facial cumshot, even though it’s within the parameters she agreed to when she put on your collar. She’s going to be in a bit of a sulk for the rest of the evening. The conversational weather forecast is: stormy. You might be better off keeping her leashed until bedtime.

Choice B: The blonde, with the eyebrows she’s plucked until they’re scared. She’s about to burst into laughter, wipe her face on a pillow, and leap out of bed. If you’re lucky, and I think that’s pretty well established, she might start baking a batch of cookies.

I’ve never tracked amateur, swinger, and home-made porn very closely; it’s not precisely in the lane of my interests even though it’s not at all uncommon for individual bits of it to be strike me as very fine and arousing indeed. But I’ve certainly spent enough time over the last twenty years rummaging through collections containing this kind of material. Some I’ve enjoyed, some have struck me as squalid or unpleasant. This one, on balance, I enjoyed.

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May 23rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Crackers In The Flavor Of A Tasty Ass

If you must eat crackers that taste like ass, we pray for your sake that the ass they taste like is a tasty one:

tasty crackers that taste like ass

The sordid truth, of course, is that this is just another case of the algorithm taking matters out of the hands of the the underpaid and semi-literate workers, as with the Summa Cum Laude cake that the Publix online ordering system refused to sell to a proud momma a few days ago because it had the “profane” word “cum” in it. These are Tastyâ„¢-brand “assorted” crackers, and the machine that prints out the Managers [sic] Special sale placards has some algo that says something like “two lines, eight to ten characters per line, lines must be the same length, truncate the end of whichever line you have to to make the lines match.” It’s very possible that a shift “manager” is supposed to review and approve a stack of these placards every morning when they roll hot from the printer, but the half-hour hassle to implement and redo a changed placard is not going to blip the biweekly automated productivity review in any kind of positive way, so why bother? Do you think a regional or a district manager is ever going to go down the ass-cracker aisle?

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