May 21st, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Some days, the snark builds up inside me until it threatens to blow off the top of my head. Today must be one of those days. When I caught a glimpse of a few photos from a perfectly normal Carmen Rivera femdom shoot that was being marketed via Kink.com, my first thought upon seeing the paunchy bewhiskered white guy in chains was “Hey, look! They caught a senator!” And I did not feel at all badly that they had, either:

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May 20th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
It’s a little bit unclear to me whether she has three helpful and solicitous friends looking out for her welfare and pleasure, or whether he does. In a perfect world, both of them, I suppose?

The artwork is by Austrian illustrator Otto Rudolf Shatz, according to many unreliable Pinterest posts and this probably-reliable auction-house listing.
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May 18th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles during sex: I’m sure it’s not everyone’s fetish, but if it’s yours, you might enjoy the video clip this came from. I tracked it down to the XXX Multimedia Clips4Sale studio featuring (among other things) videos by Fifi Foxx, who is, I believe, the model seen blowing that bubble at the top of the post.
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May 17th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Memo to that pussy-hating hip-hop dude from last week: in ancient China, pussy was considered a superfood. No, really. According to Kate Lister, who y’all may know from Twitter as @WhoresOfYore:
For example, in ancient China, Taoism taught ingesting vaginal secretions would strengthen the Yang (male) essence. Therefore, pussy was not only celebrated, it was a superfood. Take that, kale crisps.
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May 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”
“Then draw!”

From an old Kitan Club magazine.
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May 15th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
A big pile of nymphs, as painted by William-Adolphe Bouguereau. Formally titled Les Oréades, and housed in the Musée d’Orsay:

Bouguereau, man. One of these days in the afterlife I’m gonna have to hunt him down. I think I owe him a beer.
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May 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
It’s amazing how many celebrities there are who I’ve never heard of until they get humiliated on the internet in some viral scandal that touches on the interests of ErosBlog readers. Last week, it was the turn of one hip-hop dude (I had to look that part up) named DJ Khaleed, who had a 2015 interview video surface in which he blathered on at too much honest length about how he is unable to lick pussy. Yeah, that’s his story; he says he “just can’t.”
To celebrate his weak-ass tongue and his even-weaker sexual politics, here’s some vintage-1977 “sixty-nine” (as they used to call it) art by Bill Ward:

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