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April 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Banned From Twitter: Petticoat Upskirts

Here’s a bit of 1950s art photography that’s chock full of fetish fuel, completely harmless, and utterly banned from Twitter. I could lose my Twitter account for posting it there, just as if it were revenge porn or concealed locker room video:

mannequin upskirt foot and leg fetish stocking seams and petticoats

This upskirt photo dates from 1954 and is by photographer Vivian Maier. It appears to show a fancy display of clothing for women, with skirt and petticoat and hosiery and shoes on a display mannequin set on a glass base over a mirrored floor for the express purpose of showing off the hose and petticoats to better effect.

Twitter’s policy on “upskirts” photos, to be strictly fair, is that they ban them — and accounts posting them — because they might be examples of non-consensual nudity, with a human victim. In this “life-in-plastic, it’s fantastic” no-humans-involved scenario, Twitter’s policy against upskirt photography shouldn’t come into play. It ought to be fine, posting this photo to Twitter.

{hollow laughter}

How much do you want to bet that actual upskirt bans happen because of a cheap filter that detects the word “upskirt” (and variants) and (I’m less than certain about this part) feeds it to a hasty human review layer by somebody who might or might not look with an eye discerning enough to tell that the legs in question are plastic?

I don’t propose to try the experiment. Chilling effect, thy name is Twitter. The problem isn’t the perfectly-reasonable policy; it’s Twitter’s demonstrated failure to implement its policies in any sort of fair or reasonable way.

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April 7th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Topless Frenchwomen Fighting

The traditional slang for an informal open-handed fight between women — especially one where, at least in the male imagination, clothing is lost or removed — is a “catfight”, presumably because of the assumption that fingernails will be deployed and that scratching is likely. There’s a lot of sexism built into the notion of a catfight (cf. “hits like a girl”) but it goes deep in a culture where at least some boys are taught to make a fist and throw a punch while, perhaps, their sisters are not.

french women fighting topless

Be all that as it may, the topless female fighting in the September 1986 edition of Les drolesses #19: Sans dessus dessous from Elvifrance is just a bit more formal, taking place in a ring as a public entertainment with at least a verbal nod toward an Asian martial art:

bar fighting topless frenchwomen

topless french karate women

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April 6th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Booty Shaker

“Does this machine go to eleven?” The youth among you may not know that these vibrating belt machines used to be sold to health clubs and gyms as a weight loss gimmick; they didn’t work, but consumers were told that they would literally vibrate the fat cells away, and supposedly they felt good in use. I’ve never actually seen one in use. I found this comic — I guess it’s funny that the male hand is turning the control to shake her bottom harder? — in a collection of 60s-vintage cartoons:

vibrating fat shaker cartoon

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April 5th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Forgetting Who Gets Tied Up

There’s an old ironic joke that goes “I haven’t had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up.” This most recent scene from Sex And Submission reminded me of that joke, because even though Raven Hart is the one with the tied wrists and Tommy Pistol is theoretically the dominant who ties her up and fucks her, you can’t hardly tell from these photos, in which she basically rides him down and devours him:

Raven Hart riding Tommy Pistol

Raven smothering tommy with her breasts

hot sex with raven heart and tommy pistol

It’s a pretty amazing scene, and I’m pleased to see that even though Kink is no longer shooting at the Armory in San Francisco, they are still shooting fresh stuff that isn’t afraid to bend their own rules and formulas a little when the performer chemistry wobbles away from the standard script. In case you haven’t been tracking how the Kink porn products work these days, all of their channels (their former sites like Sex And Submission) are now part of their one-monthly-price Kink Unlimited product, which also includes an enormous number of promotional shoots and channels from other kinky porn companies with whom they have cross-marketing deals. The result is that you get a ridiculous amount when you join.

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April 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Edward Hopper’s Burlesque Stripper

Edward Hopper famously used only his wife as a model for his nude paintings, as in this one called Girlie Show:

edward hopper girlie show burlesque stripper dancer painting

Here’s the study for the painting:

girly show study nude naked stripper exotic dancer art

(In both cases, click the displayed detail for the uncropped artwork.)

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April 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Topless Bull Leaping

Sure. Yeah. Why not? I’d pay a drachma on a hot day to sit in the shade and watch pretty topless girls play leapfrog with pissed-off bulls. I mean, as long as the girls were good at it; I wouldn’t really want to see anybody get hurt. And if this was all just the warm-up to some fancypants shithead coming out with a sword to do some bull-murdering, then, no:

nude bull jumping

Artwork is from the cover of the January 1952 Fate magazine, advertising a story headlined The Bull Leapers of Crete. I blogged a chunk of this art ten years ago from a modern source, perhaps a CD cover, which had repurposed it without attribution.

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April 2nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

The Power Of A Woman’s Loins

In case you’ve ever wondered about some of the mythological couplings between giants and little people and other successful sexual exploits involving diverse fantasy races, it all comes down, apparently, to the absorptive power of a woman’s loins. This tale comes from Irish folk mythology via the Sengoídelc website:

In the tale “Aided Fergusa” found in “Silva Gadelica”, Fergus falls in lust with Bébó, the queen of a very small race of Otherworld folk. The tale then relates the following:

And while Fergus was having sex with her he put a hand on the top of her head and the queen asked him why he put the hand on the crown of her head.

“I’m amazed,” he said, “my manly part being seven handwidths and you being only three handwidths that it doesn’t go right out through your head. That’s why I put my hand on your head.”

“Well, stop it, Fergus,” she said. “A woman’s loins can absorb a lot!”

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