May 4th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
His Rubber Dolly
Just another erotic mad scientist, hard at work building his plastic pal who’s fun to be with:
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May 3rd, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Fine Steel Dicks
Someone on Tumblr has a friend who has a friend who scored some excellent steel dicks:
Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”
It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.
And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks.
But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick.
(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)
Via Molly Ren, at which link you can also see one hilarious comment on the photo: “Fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzimmar!”
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May 2nd, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Camping The Gay Mountains With Jeff And Al
I found these porn photos at BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings and an associated eBay auction that ends later today. What caught my eye in these pics was their juxtaposition of utter raunch and curiously-modest posing. Plus, the total anonymity of the person playing the filling for that Al Parker / Jeff Turk sandwich allows an unusual amount of space for people who like to imagine themselves into a porn scene. The photos are from Falcon File #4, a magazine that in turn featured stills from the 1978 movie Rocks and Hard Places. “Superstar Al Parker and Falcon discovery Jeff Turk meet along a mountain stream in the wild blue yonder…”
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May 2nd, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Fuck ‘Em
I am old in internet years, and so I view the advice that follows as an updated sub-conversation that’s tied into the ancient “should you date or fuck people you meet on the Internet” discussion. There was time, youngsters, where sober non-net people thought it was insane to turn to the internet for any sort of romantic or sexual purposes; when I first met The Nymph online, her sisters tried to dissuade her from meeting me on the grounds that I was probably a serial killer who kept his internet victims in the basement in trash bags.
Be that as it may, times have changed, and everybody (except the catastrophically elderly and/or conservative) now understands that one or another internet community is a perfectly fine place to find love, sex, and companionship. So I view Girl On The Net’s recent Fuck your Twitter followers. Yes, literally post not as a continuation of that ancient conversation, but as her specific recommendation of the Twitter community in particular — and especially of the smaller community each of us builds on that platform — as a place to find sexual partners. Here are two of her practical paragraphs on why she thinks so:
Why you should fuck your Twitter followers
They’re sexy, you like them, and you can see pretty swiftly whether you’ll be a reasonable match. On a dating site like Tinder you get hardly any information about the person you’ll be seeing: a line about them, maybe. Their age. What their face looks like. It’s not exactly their life story, is it? But on Twitter you get all that plus their political opinions, photos of their latest day out, an idea of the kind of gifs they find funny, that kind of thing. It is no wonder so many of us develop Twitter crushes.
On top of all this, you may also get the most important information of all: whether they want a fuck, and whether they want to fuck you. Twitter flirting — via likes, RTs, DMs or in the most obvious cases replying to a tweet about sex with Twitter followers with ‘I volunteer as tribute’ (thanks to the people who did this, I have shamelessly used your joke in this post).
There’s more, of course.
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May 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Let’s Get Undressed Together
This artwork is from the cover of a lesbian pulp novel called Love Like A Shadow. The artist is Paul Rader.
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May 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus
I’m Back!
Folks, I am sorry for the silence, but I promise it’s not been the usual blog-fading-away bullshit. In fact I have been travelling, part vacation and part family business. It was worthy and fun and exhausting in equal parts, the wifi sucked, and when I had it there was no time for it and/or no privacy to use it. I am weary beyond the capacity to describe, but I’m also home again now. Thanks for your patience!
April 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Why Rich Men Buy Boats, Fine Art Edition
With me it always seems to come back in the end to rich men and their fucking golden boats, doesn’t it?
The above is a detail from Youth On The Prow, and Pleasure At The Helm, painted by William Etty.
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