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July 11th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

High Heels At Poolside

When I was young, what I would have seen first in this photo was the hot babe, and my thoughts would have been fairly predictably carnal. But I am no longer young, and I have been snarking about porn for a long time, and now I must confess that, smoking hot as she is, my first impression of this photo is “Who wears high heels to the swimming pool?”

naked in high heels by the swimming pool

There’s actually a serious point to my admittedly-weary snark. Because the answer, of course, is that some photographer (almost certainly male) thought it would look sexy and so he posed her that way without regard to whether the photo composition made any kind of sense. No doubt he thought it wouldn’t matter; men, especially young men, think with their dicks, and aren’t going to have a concern in the world about the practical difficulties or general implausibility of a naked lady’s poolside footwear. But suspension of disbelief matters just as much in porn as it matters in fiction, and minor stupidities of this sort are destructive of mine. Surely I’m not the only one?

Found at Vintage Cuties.

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July 10th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

“Schoolgirl” Striptease

I suppose this Dirty Angie gallery supports the lots-of-lingerie theory of stripteases, which can be expressed as “The more underwear she’s wearing, the better the striptease will be”:

schoolgirl prepares for a nylons and pantyhose strip tease

panty hose and nylons striptease for Japanese schoolgirl

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July 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Manga Enema

The thing I like about manga is that there’s literally nothing it shrinks from showing us. Here’s an enema closeup:

manga enema closeup

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July 8th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Before There Was A Hooters

Long before you could buy wings at Hooters, the notion of bodacious and underdressed waitresses serving your food was a going commercial concern. According to Atlas Obscura, the photo below is from Le Boeuf à la Ficelle, a fine dining restaurant (associated with a World War II era Parisian brothel) where the servers wore only aprons and high heels:

aprons and high heels and nothing else

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July 7th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Squeezing Orange Juice

There’s more than one way to squeeze an orange, it turns out:

sitting on oranges

Also, if she’s very patient and loyal, she might hatch out a little orange tree!

Photo is by John K., a somewhat mysterious photographer whose photographs of naked women sitting on stuff were published after his death by Eric Kroll.

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July 5th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

A Whole Week Of Cheerleader Spankings

 
July 4th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Rocket Girl’s Last Ride

A happy Fourth Of July to all celebrating US Americans, and remember: when using fireworks unsafely, please ensure the enthusiastic consent of all parties, bystanders, and persons within the blast radius.

rocket girl lighting her own fuse

Art is Explosive Girl #19 by Gronc.

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