May 20th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Sex Toys Designed By Aliens
When you buy your sex toys from the flea market down by the spaceport, there’s no telling exactly what you’ll get:
From Manga Erotique No. 1 — Extreme Orient.
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May 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
On The Sexual Underestimation Of Eunuchs
There is a frequent tendency in both history and erotic literature to underestimate the erotic capacity of eunuchs.
Whether this tendency is merely a useful dramatic device, or whether it reflects a more-resilient human sexuality than the one imagined by whomever was doing all the castrating, I could not pretend to know. So far as I can remember, the Game of Thrones scriptwriters have not yet explored any sexual capacity Varys the eunuch may retain. No such self-restraint is on display in the Hustler production This Ain’t Game Of Thrones XXX, a Hustler parody film available here and here. Indeed the parodic Varys appears to retain all of his parts in firm working order, a surprise for parody-Cersei that she is determined to enjoy:
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May 18th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Watching Porn And Posting Screenshots
Mike Webb, a self-described conservative House candidate in Virginia, made headlines all over the web yesterday by posting to his Facebook page a screenshot of one of his searches. No extra charge for the two visible porn tabs in his browser bar:
His story, which precisely nobody believes, is that he suffered “a cyberattack” on his FEC data file so he took his computer to Best Buy, where a “technician” found “400 viruses” that “likely came from porn sites.” So what did he do? According to an explanation he briefly posted to Facebook, he decided to test out that theory:
“Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC data file to crash the FEC file application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems.”
I am not the first to observe that the true scandal here is that he conducts his searches on Yahoo.
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May 17th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
“Upskirt” By Calvin Klein
There was a bit of a social media meltdown the other day when Calvin Klein posted an upskirt photo to Instagram of 23-year-old Danish actress Klara Kristen, with the caption “I flash in #mycalvins”. It’s really rather tame and cute. Given that the ad campaign is called “Erotica” and the caption strongly claims agency for the model (this isn’t one of those “creepy otaku with camera on his shoe” situations) I confess I don’t quite understand why the internet lost its shit:
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May 16th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
The Pussy Checkup
In the immortal words of the FaceBook commercial on TV: “That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!”
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May 15th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Poor Popeye!
Popeye just can’t catch a break! All the spinach in the world won’t make Olive faithful to him:
From Tram Pararam.
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May 14th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
What A Catch!
Sometimes when you go fishing, you get lucky:
By an unknown artist, probably French.
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