Sexy Left The Building
File this one under “Shit, that went downhill unexpectedly fast”:

Moral: Stay well away from folks too lazy to apostrophize.
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May 26th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Sexy Left The BuildingFile this one under “Shit, that went downhill unexpectedly fast”:
Moral: Stay well away from folks too lazy to apostrophize. Similar Sex Blogging: May 25th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
ErosBlog: The Good Parts, And How To Get More SuchErosBlog has been rumbling along now for more than thirteen years. There’s no shame in admitting that sometimes, the blog — which is me — has gotten stuck in a rut. There are plenty of posts I’m proud of, sure. But too often, here we are: still in the rut. On too many days, an Erosblog post is one line of text, one image, and perhaps an attribution. My loyal readers deserve better. What does a post like that have to offer, that would make ErosBlog more worth visiting than a randomly-selected porn Tumblr? I believe my very best sex blogging work has more in common with the Bernard Montorgueil post I put up yesterday. I’m proudest of the posts that synthesize my fascination with obscure porn, my decades of “experience” as a porn enthusiast, my formidable search skills, and my willingness to pursue a research project down into the tiniest and most ridiculous electronic dead ends and internet rat-holes. Sometimes I may call this higher-quality work by different names, like “erotic art curation or forensic photoarcheology or deep-dive provenance research into viral photographs or reluctant internet-business journalism with cynical commentary.” But call them what you will, all these higher-quality posts share one thing in common: every last one of them took at least half a day to create. That’s minimum. Some take much longer. A search-heavy research project can consume dozens of hours, because there’s always a deeper rabbit warren to get lost in, or another broken link to pursue into the most gruesome depths of the Internet Archives. On the other hand, I can find and select and crop and make a one-image post in five minutes or less. Is it any wonder that ErosBlog can sometimes go days or even weeks looking like just another slow-paced image blog? The brutal truth is that, as a business, ErosBlog doesn’t generate enough revenue to justify spending half of my work day (or even longer) on a single post. Once upon a time, it did, back when a lot more people still bought porn-site subscriptions after following my affiliate links. These days? No. Most of the time I spend here now is time I have to steal from better-paying work that I enjoy rather less. Without boring you with my troubles (we all haz them) even the “better-paying work” I steal the ErosBlog time from doesn’t pay all that awesomely well. To meet my responsibilities properly, I “ought” to be doing more of that work, while further reducing the time I spend here. I would find that outcome…unwelcome. Maybe you would, too. This is all to explain why I’m looking at the crowdfunding model, and especially the recurring-patronage version that Patreon has pioneered. Perhaps ten thousand people still look at ErosBlog on an average day; that’s down considerably from our heyday, but it remains a lot of people. If I had an easy way to collect small sums on a regular basis from a slim percentage of my most appreciative readers, it could radically transform the economics of the venture. Set it up correctly (and this I consider to be the genius of the Patreon-style model) and it would actually create daily incentives to do more of the good work, and less of the lazy stuff. Of course, I might instead make the humbling discovery that nobody values this project enough to contribute actual money to its maintenance and improvement. That, too, would be useful to know. Then maybe I could do a little more paying work and still find time to return to my computer gaming habit! That wouldn’t completely suck. This post is here because you’re most likely going to be seeing “fund me” pitches in the near future. I think it’s only fair to let my loyal readers know why that will be happening. If you’re reading all of this, you definitely qualify as a loyal reader! Thanks for that. May 24th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
The Erotic Art Of Bernard MontorgueilFor as long as I’ve been seeing dirty pictures online, I’ve stumbled over small galleries and individual examples of vintage female-dominant raunchily-explicit BDSM artworks attributed to Bernard Montorgueil. The detail above (don’t forget to click for a larger version, above and throughout this post) is pretty typical. The style is European from before the second world war, but never have I seen a detailed artist profile or a really good gallery that seems completist and authoritative. So, for the last couple of days, I’ve been doing deep-dive web research to see what it would take to create one. What do we know about Montorgueil and his art? Damned little, it turns out. This entry at the Spanking Art wiki is better than most web sources, and the info density is fairly sparse:
We are lucky to find the the catalog description from a 2014 Christies auction where four perhaps-unique Montorgueil manuscripts sold for £30,000:
We learn from this auction description that the Montorgueil manuscript drawings are not in fact “black-and-white” as suggested by the Spanking Art wiki article: they are “pencil drawings with touches of color.” But the wiki article is correct that many of them were colorized by a subsequent publisher. Compare one of the “touches of color” manuscript drawings shared in the Christies catalog (left) with the garishly-colorized version most commonly seen today (right): The colorized version can be traced to one of the “Leroy” reprints referenced in the Christies catalog; namely to Les quatre jeudis suivi de Barbara, (Éditions Dominique Leroy 1979, ISBN 2-8770-3016-4). (Bibliographic information found here; sample image is found in this image set). Another thing we learn from the Christies auction description is that at least some of the Montorgueil artwork we’re familiar with from the modern reprints is quite significantly incomplete. Christies offered this sample page from the sale manuscripts: As you can see, the original artwork was a two-page spread, excepting perhaps a 1/3-page box for prose. Subsequent versions on the art reproduce the left page portion only: This sort of discovery challenges my completist tendencies. What would it take to bring these artworks to the modern web, complete and un-cropped? Physical access to the manuscripts that sold at Christies last year seems the only sure way, and sadly there seems to be no public record of who bought them. Nor does it seem very likely that a collector who shelled out thirty thousand pounds would make his precious manuscripts available to some grubby sex blogger with his grubby scanner. Barring that, is there any evidence of full-facimile editions existing anywhere? The cropped example above is from our 1979 Leroy edition, one of the “many subsequent reprints by Leroy” cited by Christies. So we know the Leroy editions don’t have the handwritten text or the extended artwork that surrounded it. But might there exist some other more faithful edition? The earliest editions we know about are cited by the Spanking Art Wiki as follows:
Counting images, those two volumes together include 58 images; a near-match to the 59 images in Christie’s four manuscripts. But we’ve already seen the scans of the 1979 Leroy edition, and the images shown are the partial colorized ones. If it’s a faithful reprint of the 1936 edition (plus or minus some colorizing) the 1930s editions won’t do us any more good. But what about that intermediate “Belrose edition of 1970” Christies mentions? If the Spanking Art Wiki is right about the source of the Leroy editions in two 1930s volumes, then perhaps the “Belrose” edition Christies mentions is more faithful to the manuscripts? The Spanking Art Wiki lists four 1970 “Bel-Rose” German volumes, corresponding rather tightly to the four manuscripts described in the Christies auction:
Note that the image count listed for each of these four volumes hews tightly to the number of images listed for the corresponding Christies manuscripts. These might be more faithful facsimiles than the pair of 1930s portmanteau volumes reprinted by Leroy! There are hints out there that the Bel-Rose editions are indeed facsimile editions. For instance, take this mention:
This appears to be an auction listing for all four 1970 Bel-Rose volumes. “Publié en facsimilé du manuscrit autographe” translates to something like “published in facsimile of the autograph manuscript”, which seems hopeful. Other auction listings have the same wording. And that’s as far as we get on this bumpy road that is the internet. Would I like to get my hands on my own copy, with an eye to making high-quality scans? Yes indeed I would. But for that, I would need a substantial budget. Other rabbit holes we might go down: just how much Montorgueil artwork is out there? Our 59 images from the Christies manuscripts seem not to be the totality. Quoting from the Christies description:
Google turns up that auction listing as well:
A partial and mechanical translation suggests to us five more Montorgueil stories in the form of manuscripts with original drawings:
That would explain why, for instance, this now-defunct web gallery can have 84 images attributed to Montorgueil. I wonder, too, about this gallery. It contains 48 sketches that correspond to familiar Montorgueil images. Are they modern studies? Or Montorgueil’s own sketchbooks? As always when one dives deep into the history of erotic art using imperfect sources, we generate more questions than answers. Possible correction: I have used the “Montorgueil” spelling of this artist’s name throughout, in reliance on the Christie’s auction catalog, which I thought to be trustworthy in such matters. However, Steve M. points out that the 1970 Bel-Rose editions (which purport to be signed by the artist) use the spelling “Montorgeuil” throughout:
May 23rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Crowdfunding: Is There Porn Of It?For reasons that will be explained in a post appearing soon, I am looking into crowdfunding (preferably Patreon-style) in order to try and improve the depth and quality of posting here at ErosBlog. However, I am reluctant to use a crowdfunding platform that’s openly hostile to porn. There seems to be a crowdfunding-industry consensus around allowing adult projects (sort of) as long as they are not “pornography” or “sexually explicit”, leaving those terms undefined. The rules on all platforms currently seem to boil down to some version of “We’ll allow your adult project, but if it becomes contentious or attracts any sort of negative attention, we’re reserving the right to redefine whatever you’re doing as ‘porn’ and blow you off our platform while pretending you were never welcome in the first place.” Trouble is, I’m proud of the fact that everything I do is porn, even if it’s also erotic art curation or forensic photoarcheology or deep-dive provenance research into viral photographs or reluctant investigative journalism and cynical commentary about platforms used by pornography enthusiasts. So I’m looking for a crowdfunding platform that won’t make me lie about what I love to do. I don’t doubt that with a bit of careful fancy-dancing I could use one of the porn-squeamish platforms, at least for awhile. But I would hate to get invested (or to get my patrons invested) in a platform where the official policy is to prohibit porn officially while tolerating it on a case-by-case basis as long as it doesn’t get too uppity. Here are the results of my first round of quick research into the porn policies at a few of the most popular platforms that sometimes allow adult projects:
So, what have I missed? Is there a single crowdfunding platform out there that is officially open to projects featuring pornography and sexually explicit material? Similar Sex Blogging: May 23rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
She Loves His Little UrchinsThis bit of French art is signed (if you click through to the full artwork) with a stylized “M” and captioned “J’adore les petits poulbots” which seems to mean something like “I adore the little urchins”. Similar Sex Blogging: May 22nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Romance In The Epistolary AgeFrom Claidilady on Tumblr, via Molly Ren’s Stuffies:
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An Assortment Of KissesThese kisses are all from a recent shoot at the lesbian BDSM site Whipped Ass: The kissers and kissees are Veruca James and Pepper Hart. Similar Sex Blogging: |