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May 8th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Sexy Computer Game Girl

This is a detail from what Dr. Faustus and his sources identify as a movie poster for Computer Game from 1974. Given the imagery, I am going to guess that Computer Game was a soft-porn release not seen outside the adult theaters of the time. IMDB has a 1969 listing for a Computer Game movie that might be the same one; there’s not much information there, but the plot keywords listed are “nudity”, “softcore”, “sadism”, “police”, “lesbianism”, “computer dating”, and “sex”.

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May 7th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Taken For A Ride By A Cowboy

When the old cowboy offered to take her for a ride this is not exactly what she had in mind. But he intends that she enjoy it:

about to be ridden by a cowboy

Artwork is by Alazar.

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May 6th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Blowjob Overthinking

It is entirely possible to think too much about blowjobs. Don’t believe me? I have proof, in the form of Girl On The Net experiencing angst after giving what by all accounts must have been a dang fine blowjob:

Philosopher and beard-owner Plato talks of ideal ‘Forms’ that exist outside our world. Your chair is different to that stool over there, but you understand that they’re both chairs because both of them echo some properties that are also present in the ideal form ‘Chair’. So somewhere probably outside our universe there exists a chair that embodies every single perfect detail of ‘chair-ness’, and yours is simply an imperfect copy.

If Plato were right (which he isn’t, but who am I to criticise — I fell asleep in most of my Plato lectures) then there would potentially be a perfect blow job alongside all the other perfect forms. Outside this universe, the concept of the ‘perfect blow job’ would exist, floating around with other perfect concepts — the ideal horror movie, for instance, or the superlative block of cheese. Perhaps even the nebulous ‘real woman’ we hear so much about in the media.

This is all well and good if you’re Plato, but if you’re a person like me who wants to achieve the best blow job ever, it’s all a little disturbing. What’s more, I am a teeny bit annoyed with Plato for ever bringing up the idea that ‘perfection’ could ever exist outside of maths.

Yes, I overthink things.

{nods}

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May 5th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Rookies At Naked Wrestling

These photos are from the recent “Rookie Cup” at Ultimate Surrender. Our lithe contestants are Arabelle Raphael and Lilith Luxe:

naked girl wrestling

nude women wrestle

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May 4th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Fisting Advice In Cosmo

vaginal-fisting-art

What the hell happened to Cosmopolitan magazine? Not so long ago, everything they published about sex was terrible sniggering nonsense. But now they’ve gone and published an actually-useful compilation of vaginal fisting advice:

A Complete Beginner’s Guide To Fisting

The fisting art at the top of the post is by Japanese artist St.germain-sal.

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May 3rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Nerd Sex Dungeon

mean girl is picking on the wrong geeky nerd

By the logic that rules in the worlds where Dofantasy BDSM sex comics are set, young women being mean to nerds at school should first consider the risk that one of the pasty-faced creeps might actually have a dingy basement sex lab hidden away some where for the purpose of testing orgasm machines on unwilling-but-beautiful experimental subjects:

basement sex lab bondage orgasm machine

electrically assisted forced orgasms

Panels are From Beauty And The Geek by Slasher.

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May 2nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Milk Some Hershey’s Tits (Wait, What?)

Apparently they do things differently in Hong Kong:

Rule 34: It is real. And I can prove it!

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