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December 10th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Self-Preservation Is Nature’s Law

This vintage condom advertisement tells a sad tale of two different condom sellers using the name of Phillips. “Those other Philips condoms? They’re not as good as our Philips condoms. In fact, that lady isn’t even really named Philips. But that good stuff about condoms she wrote in that infamous and obscene handbill that you probably saw? That stuff is all true. At least if you buy ours.”

vintage condom advertisement

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December 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Breasts On Display

And a bountiful display it is, too:

big boobs

cradling her big boobs and pouting sexily

From Lady Sonia; the model is Karlie Simon.

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December 8th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Penis Unicorns

penis-horn unicorn

I was fixing broken links the other day when I found something wonderful that was buried so deep in a chain of links on archived pages that it would likely never have seen the light again if I didn’t rescue it. I am referring of course to The Magical World Of Penis Unicorns. Here’s another one:

unicorn with a penis where his horn should be

There were t-shirts available, once upon a long time ago. The artist is Jeff Hudson, who had this to say about the penis-horned unicorns:

Are they sexy? Cute? Perverted and wrong? Retarded? What do they want from us? What the fuck are they so happy about?! I don’t know man, leave me alone.

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December 7th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Ashley Renee Sealed In Carbonite

ashley renee vacuum packed

Legendary bondage model Ashley Renee didn’t really get sealed in carbonite in a recent production at Digital Dark Studios, but a yellow latex vacuum cube is IMO the next best and most practical alternative. Look how tightly she’s sealed in there! You can literally count the individual lacings of her corset through the rubber.

ashley renee in a latex rubber vac cube

Digital Dark, by the way, is the extremely stylish new pay-by-the-shoot fetish artist collective organized by Elise Graves and Cyd Black. [Update: sadly, they didn’t last.]

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December 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Well Fingered

Abbi writes about getting expertly fingered:

He works three deft fingers into my eager and wanting cunt, then twists them slowly as I moan for him. This time the shape his hand makes leaves a knuckle circling my clit, I’m so perfectly wet and able for this increased pressure. And then he pulls his fingers forward as they are deep in me, finding my g spot and working it. I am making more noise, I can’t stay still. My back is arched and he is working me towards a huge orgasm. Fucking me with his hand then, pulling his fingers so they press on my g spot, then circling my clit.

And he repeats this. Or at least that’s what I think he’s doing. It’s a perfect storm of sensation. And I can’t help or ruin this, I can’t press down or wriggle. There is nothing I can do to intensity or it or speed it up, I just have to take it. I just have to let go and let him do what he had so clearly set out to do. I’m rarely privy to these plans before he executes them. But I am in no doubt that he had intended to stand over me and make me come with his hands.

As his hand fucks me harder and I get louder I tell him I’m close, not that he needed to be told. And without me telling him, he focuses on just circling the clit, knowing that’s what I need most to finish this. His fingers still in me, a thumb or knuckle steadily works my clit until I clench hard and come magnificently.

I am still moaning and writhing when he gets his mouth on it. My swollen, wet, aching lips. And gently he kisses and licks me until another wave rushes over me and I think I could die. His lips lapping delicately at my cunt. His tongue flicking over my pulsating clit.. I buck and twist and scream his name.

‘Did you see that! Did you feel it! Fuck me it was huge!’ He just smiles at me, laughs actually. ‘Your…. That … skill with …..your fingers…. It’s incredible, I wasn’t even sure what you were doing half the time’. I just about manage to say. I am wrapped in his arms on the bed and he slips his hand back into me and presses on my g spot and says ‘This?’

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December 4th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Busting Out

For every lock, there is a key. Often that key is… boobs. (At least if your name is Elvira.)

elvira breaks a chained gate with her magnificent breasts

The .gif is widely said to be from the 1988 film Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark.

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December 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

An Embarrassing Spill

“Hey, Poppy, what’s that white stuff on your shirt?”

an embarrassing spill of candle wax on her shirt

Comic is from Boli Blog.

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