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November 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

An Enema Made His Wife Beg For Anal Sex

manga enema punishment for his wife

Here’s a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the ages (not that there’s anything wrong with a good wish-fulfillment fantasy). Spanking Blog has a story in which a man administers an enema to his wife as part of a punishment, the experience of which makes her beg him for anal sex:

My wife confided that the actual insertion of the syringe was such a delight that she begged me to modify my lovemaking to simulate the experience there and then. Oh, this was indeed a wonderful experience for both of us. Back in the bedroom she knelt down and offered her now nicely perfumed body to me. I had no difficulty entering her from behind since her sphincter muscle had now been suitably exercised.

manga man about to commence anal sex with his wife

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November 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Enthusiastic Handjob Demonstration

This is nurse Karlie Simon demonstrating a firm grasp of technique (and good determination!) for giving a great handjob:

karlie simon demonstrates proper enthusiastic hand job skills on a large rubber dildo

That will clean your pipes, or they are beyond cleaning.

From Lady Sonia, which is one of the oldest, largest, and most diversely-interesting femdom (well, mostly femdom) sites on the internet.

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November 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

A Cure For Impertinence

firehose impertinence cure

“Impertinence stems from female disorders,” the Dean explained, “and can be cured by bath and discipline.”

I stole that caption from Fifi, because I certainly can’t think of a better one!

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November 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Tip Your Cam Models

Back in May I wrote about the evolving sex-cams business, in which competition is leading to more and more “free show” perks as models perform on publicly-accessible feeds for free or for tips, as a sort of loss leader to attract paying customers for private shows.

Last month the live-cam model and performer Finley Blake apparently got fed up with all the non-paying non-tipping lurkers watching her feed waiting for her to do something fun for free. So she staged a one-woman cams-performer work stoppage and went on strike:

free sex cams performer Finley Blake holds a sit-down strike on her own camgirl feed

The sign reads:

I will not talk to you. I will sit here in silence and stare like 99% of you do.

Support artists. As cam models we are artists, performers, videographers, video editors, graphic designers, companions, entertainment, friends, confidantes, photographers, social media experts, and more! We perform for you, entertain you, produce content for you.

You pay for sports tickets, movies, videogames, music, art… You can pay for us too. You ♥ porn, right? Support us and we can keep providing entertainment and content.

Tip models. Say Hi. Stop being assholes.

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November 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Brigitte Nielsen’s Robot Love

brigitte nielsen almost nude in a white one piece swimsuit while hanging and petting on a robot pimp

This striking photograph of Brigitte Nielsen hangin’ with her robot homies while wearing an impractically immodest white bathing suit is from the promotion of the 1986 movie Cobra. The photo reflects a fashion shoot scene from the movie during which Nielsen, wearing a variety of outfits, parades through a forest of robots and drapes herself all over the big metal fella with the pimpin’ fur coat:

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November 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

“Pollinate Me, Baby!”

 
November 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

John “Eleanor” Rykener, 1395

old-prostitute-manuscript

Thanks to the good Jesuits of Fordham University, we know about this very busy cross-dressing male prostitute back in 1395:

On the 11th of December in the 18th year of the reign of Richard II, there were brought into the presence of John Fressh, Mayor, and the Aldermen of the City of London John Britby of the county of York and John Rykener, calling himself Eleanor, having been detected in women’s clothing, who were found last Sunday night between the hours of 8 and 9 by certain officials of the city lying by a certain stall in Soper’s Lane committing that detestable unmentionable and ignominious vice.

In a separate examination held before the Mayor and Aldermen about the occurrence, John Britby confessed that he was passing through the high road of Cheap on Sunday between the abovementioned hours and accosted John Rykener, dressed up as a woman, thinking he was a woman, asking him as he would a woman if he could commit a libidinous act with her. Requesting money for his labor, Rykener consented, and they went together to the aforesaid stall to complete the act, and were captured there during these detestable wrongdoings by the officials and taken to prison. And John Rykener, brought here in woman’s clothing and questioned about this matter, acknowledged himself to have done everything just as John Britby had confessed.

Rykener was also asked who had taught him to exercise this vice, and for how long and in what places and with what persons, masculine or feminine, he had committed that libidinous and unspeakable act. He swore willingly on his soul that a certain Anna, the whore of a former servant of Sir Thomas Blount, first taught him to practice this detestable vice in the manner of a woman. He further said that a certain Elizabeth Bronderer first dressed him in women’s clothing; she also brought her daughter Alice to diverse men for the sake of lust, placing her with those men in their beds at night without light, making her leave early in the morning and showing them the said John Rykener dressed up in women’s clothing, calling him Eleanor and saying that they had misbehaved with her.

He further said that certain Phillip, rector of Theydon Garnon, had sex with him as with a woman in Elizabeth Bronderer’s honse outside Bishopsgate, at which time Rykener took away two gowns of Phillip’s, and when Phillip requested them from Rykener he said that he was the wife of a certain man and that if Phillip wished to ask for them back he would make his husband bring suit against him.

Rykener further confessed that for five weeks before the feast of St. Michael’s last he was staying at Oxford, and there, in women’s clothing and calling himself Eleanor, worked as an embroideress; and there in the marsh three unsuspecting scholars — of whom one was named Sir William Foxlee, another Sir John, and the third Sir Walter — practiced the abominable vice with him often. John Rykener further confessed that on Friday before the feast of St. Michael he came to Burford in Oxfordshire and there dwelt with a certain John Clerk at the Swan in the capacity of tapster for the next six weeks, during which time two Franciscans, one named Brother Michael and the other Brother John, who gave him a gold ring, and one Carmelite friar and six foreign men committed the above-said vice with him, of whom one gave Rykener twelve pence, one twenty pence, and one two shillings.

Rykener further confessed that he went to Beaconsfield and there, as a man, had sex with a certain Joan, daughter of John Matthew, and also there two foreign Franciscans had sex with him as a woman. John Rykener also confessed that after his last return to London a certain Sir John, once chaplain at the Church of St. Margaret Pattens, and two other chaplains committed with him the aforementioned vice in the lanes behind St. Katherine’s Church by the Tower of London. Rykener further said that he often had sex as a man with many nuns and also had sex as a man with many women both married and otherwise, how many he did not know. Rykener further confessed that many priests had committed that vice with him as a woman, how many he did not know, and said that he accommodated priests more readily than other people because they wished to give him more than others.

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