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September 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus
I have not turned on my television yet today so I don’t know how the US news networks are covering (if at all) the business about the pig-fucking scandal in the United Kingdom. However, I do not trust them to report it with clarity, especially regarding the exercise of oligarchic power the scandal represents. So here is your Monday morning briefing on the British pig-fucking scandal.
The details are simple. The British prime minister is David Cameron. There are more than 43,000 google results when you search for “David Cameron” and “loathesome” together. According to the most insightful story about the scandal I’ve yet seen:
If you’re in the dark regarding “pig-gate”, the details are relatively simple; billionaire tax exile and former Conservative party deputy chairman Lord Michael Ashcroft has co-written, with journalist Isabel Oakeshott, an unauthorised biography of David Cameron. It is not flattering, and includes allegations of drug-taking among other things, but the attention-grabbing assertion is that during an initiation ceremony for an Oxford student society, Cameron “put a private part of his anatomy” in the mouth of a dead pig — and that photographic proof of this deed exists.
Why does it matter? Because it shows us how the rich and connected stay that way, and especially how they prevent defection by their members:
Lord Ashcroft, pollster and political guru in his own right, knows as well as anyone else what this will do. This is not a playful aside in a fun little unauthorised biography that he’s putting together as a hobby with his journalist pal, Oakeshott; this is a carefully targeted, focused attack designed to wreak career havoc upon, and cause huge personal embarrassment for, a man whom Ashcroft sees as disloyal, or as having stepped out of line. And here, I think, is something much bigger and more interesting than the scurrilous details of Cameron’s vivid indiscretion; here is a rare public example of how power is wielded by Britain’s elite, of how control is exerted over those they wish to manipulate, and of how those groomed for success from a young age can be destroyed should they be seen to diverge from the steps they’re told to dance.
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At elite institutions, those earmarked — by wealth, by title, by connections — for future leadership roles are forced, as impressionable young people, to carry out humiliating acts in order to gain acceptance by an in-group. That same in-group will, over the course of their lives, help advance their career massively in ways both overt and covert; membership of that group essentially secures their success in life. The cost of entry, paid by all members of the group, is participation in humiliating acts; acts which will forever wed them to the group, because should they later act in a way contrary to the group’s interests or desires, their “indiscretions” can be brought back to destroy their careers or personal lives.
The rich are not like you and me. But they do have their own unique problems, the poor dears.
If you want to spend the day wallowing in schadenfreude and bad pig puns, Twitter is your place. (Probably FaceBook and Tumblr too.) As your hashtag sommelier, allow me to recommend #PigGate and #Hameron. Enjoy!
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September 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
This looks like fun. Can I be the referee?
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September 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
There’s a new porn site that plays on the fantasy of young ladies (usually in pairs) who just got their cars towed and are willing (nay, even eager) to work out a personal non-financial accommodation with the (bad, natch) tow truck drivers who have their vehicles up on the hook. It’s called Bad Tow Truck:
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September 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Ken Melvoin-Berg at Sunny Megatron has written an anal gaping explainer: Anal Gaping For The Masses. In case you were wondering what and why:
Gaping is popular enough to be its own category on many porn sites. This feat of rectal legerdemain can best be summed up as simply fooling your inner sphincter to thinking it is full and needs to take a dump. That feeling, however, also needs to be accompanied by sexual arousal, extended foreplay, orgasms aplenty, and extreme relaxation.
While researching anal gaping the first thing I really wanted to know was, why do people desire a gape instead of a closed, tight sphincter? I found quite a few answers but the underlying causes stemmed from four things: the stroking of the male ego, comfort in inserting large objects, the desire to please, and submission.
Ego: Simply put, you can make a man feel mighty by feeding his ego. One way to achieve this feeling of greatness is by gazing down at a gaping rectum after pounding it for a while and seeing the sphincter wide open. This makes you feel like you’re a raging barbarian with a massive thunder cock.
The article further includes an interview with “anal superstar and anal gaping princess” Casey Calvert, who, as you might expect, is billed as “sort of an expert” on anal gaping. And it wraps up with an “Eight Easy Steps For Anal Gaping” checklist. Everything you always wanted to know, and possibly even more!
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September 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
An article from The Stranger back in June offers a close look at puppy play and why so many people find it so much fun:
If you’re having trouble understanding the appeal of puppy play, just imagine how amazing it would be if there were a form of group relaxation where you could empty your mind of all your cares, forget all of your responsibilities, lower all of your defenses, and bypass small talk forever. Now imagine that vigorous cuddling and praise are key components of this relaxation technique. And did I mention snacks? You get snacks. Awesome. Why aren’t we pupping right now?
The Stranger article presents puppy play as predominantly a gay thing:
Surely you’ve heard of puppy play: It’s surging in popularity among the gays, and, if history is any guide, will be surging among the straights in five years when we’ve moved on to something else.
However, I’m seeing lots of evidence (mostly on Tumblr, honestly) that puppy play is already “surging among the straights” and has been for years. Indeed, I’ve been posting “porn of it” here on ErosBlog since 2003. So I think the gay male focus of the article is mostly just because that’s the author’s area of familiarity.
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September 16th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
A “Happy BDSM”-style spanking artwork on Spanking Blog leads us inexorably to the BlogSpot blog of Gracy Gimp, who is “the nickname that Benoit Feroumont uses to create erotic comics”. And there we find this triumphant selfie taken by a dominant woman who is having a good moment:
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September 15th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
In my opinion the Daily Beast is trying way too hard here to make news out of the notion that there’s money to be made in selling used panties. I wouldn’t actually click that link if I were you; it’s a 3.1MB website requiring 345 requests to load, and my Chrome never actually could finish loading all the banners and tracking crud in the time it took me to write this post. Save yourself the time and hassle by reading this handy summary of the points that I found novel and/or interesting:
- Existing used-panty-selling websites saw a dramatic jump in business after the prison-panty-selling ring storyline was featured in the Orange Is The New Black Netflix show.
- Here in the 21st century one poor used-panty-selling woman has actually been prosecuted under the Comstock Laws (still a thing!) for mailing “filthy” items through the mails. She plead guilty and got probation.
- Kevin Fallon at the Daily Beast thinks Reddit is the “darker bowels” of the internet. Oh, honey, you need to get out more!
I’ll show you out with this paean to panty smells, delivered by the Piper character in Orange Is The New Black as she’s trying to convince female prison inmates to assist with her panty business:
“Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world. And in that way, long after we are gone, our smell will linger in some gas station in Toronto, in some office cubicle in Tokyo. And in that way, we are known. And in that way, we are remembered. Do you want to be remembered? Then sweat profusely, and fart with abandon, and make a reek, make a reek, my sisters, make a reek to last one thousand years!”
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