January 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes when I come across vintage erotic art without any context, I make up my own. When I saw this spanking illustration, I decided that we were looking at two married couples. Perhaps, I thought, the wives were under the impression that this was to be a simple evening of cards and wine and socializing. But the men had a different agenda. The bill has now come due for unspecified wife shenanigans!
When I went looking for the best available version of the artwork, I discovered a full citation and a caption for the illustration. It comes from a book called Au Rouge Vif, published in Paris in 1909, and the caption reads “Les deux hommes s’excitaient à ce jeu nouveau” which Google turns into “the two men were excited about this new game.” Possibly I was not so very far from the mark with my scenario!
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January 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Apparently this ass-sucking pot pipe was an article of commerce in finer headshops near you back in 2008 or so:
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January 12th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
I’m guessing from stylistic cues that this vintage catfight photo was one of Irving Klaw’s innumerable mail-order fetish photosets. However, the man did have competitors and imitators, so it’s far from certain:
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January 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
This is objectifying as hell, which is bad… unless it’s hot? I mean, the objectification could be a bad thing, or maybe it’s just her fetish — how would we know?
Photo has been circulating virally since at least 2008, but may originally be from a shoot at the long-defunct ChickTrainer.com porn site.
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January 10th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
I’m not a big fan of those shit-stirring vids on TikTok where some wife or girlfriend asks her man an impossible question where all the answers are dangerous. A recent one is “would you be able to pick out my hoo-ha from a lineup of 100 hoo-ha photos?”
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today was the absolute king who looked his red-headed wife dead in the eye and with a wide smile he replied “Oh, yeah, no problem. It’ll be the big red hairy one.”
What all these memes have in common is a woman looking for a fight (a playful one, hopefully) by putting her man in an impossible defensive situation and then tormenting him once he’s stuck there. He usually can’t deny her the fight, but he can always seize the tactical initiative, go on offense, and avoid getting bogged down in the lowlands. Extra points if he can keep the twinkle in his eye while he does it.
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January 9th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
A few days ago I watched a short YouTube comedy clip called “I want to be married to my Instagram wife.” No link because it wasn’t very funny — just a lackluster and predictable comedian/performance — but that title! It makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Probably our — everybody’s — social media presentation is more attractive than we ourselves are in real life, because we work hard to present the best of our best selves on social media. That somebody might genuinely yearn to be married to their social media wife instead of their actual life-wife is a reminder and a warning. Presenting our best selves to our IRL loved ones might be an unexpectedly good idea! Perhaps even more rewarding than whatever we get from social media?
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January 8th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
She went into this dungeon on a quest for knowledge. She found the books she was looking for, and now she’s getting a bonus lesson:
Artist is Dr. Graevling.
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