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September 15th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

The Tickled Electrician

Tickling his feet is only the very start of the sexual revenge they had on this perverted electrician:

gay bondage foot tickling

Picture is from the members area at Men On Edge, from a recent update.

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September 14th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Cornholer: Not A Sex Toy

This is for sale on the shelves of my local Walmart.

It is not a sex toy, despite the name. It is bait, for woodland critters.

You can tell, because it says “buck bomb” (not “fuck bomb”) on the package:

cornholer buck bomb

For the record: no. No, I do not think the design and packaging were chosen innocently.

 
September 12th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Nude Brigitte Bardot

Naked pictures of Brigitte Bardot are not all that hard to find. But the “come hither” look she’s displaying in this one from 1962? Priceless:

Nude come hither glance from Bardot

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September 11th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

How Grownups Flirt

Charlie Glickman’s essay “Playing The Long Game” is all about remembering that all your interactions, flirtations, and seductions don’t happen in an isolated bubble of time. You move through a community and everyone’s availability ebbs and flows with the unpredictable changes that happen to all of us:

When it comes to creating a sexual connection with someone, one of the most useful things you can do is play the long game.

That means that rather than only focusing on what can happen tonight or right now, you lay the foundation for the future. Of course, there’s still plenty of possibility for a hook-up or a one-night thing or having sex on the first date, if that’s what you both want. But even in those situations, playing the long game means creating opportunity for a future connection with that person…

 
September 10th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Squirting Cum Lube

It’s no secret that some people have a sexual appetite for playing with cum that exceeds the volume of cum one man can readily produce on any given evening. Lining up more men to produce more cum is certainly possible, but can be logistically challenging and/or tiresome; and sometimes — amazingly — there’s a shortage of ready volunteers. Thus is born the market demand filled by a product called Squirting Cum Lube:

squirting semen lube

The new Squirting Cum Lube is specially designed and colored to duplicate the appearance and the feel of real cum! This water-based lubricant can be used inside a realistic squirting cock dildo, on a genuine real life cock for stimulation, or to lube up a dildo or vibrator for easy insertion.

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September 9th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Raquel Welch, Lingerie Model

I guess this is supposed to be lingerie, but it’s so fancy I literally can’t imagine when it ought to be worn in real life. No matter, Raquel by a frog pond is all the excuse we need:

raquel welch in fancy negligee

This dates to 1968. Found here.

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September 8th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

They Mugged The Wrong Carnie

In the erotic story Carnival (by ChrystalWynd) three female muggers accost the wrong carnival jester. After losing a physical altercation, they find themselves in his power:

“Very good, dear,” said Wellington. “Now, let’s give the three of you a test run, shall we, my sweets? Excellent. I am going to make you dance like the sweet flowers you are. Not only shall you dance, you shall remove your garments and allow this poor jester the vision of your bare delights.”

Wellington began to manipulate his fingers much like a puppeteer, and then Valarie, Janey and Desiree began to dance. At first, they moved robotically, with jerky motions and little choreography. Then their movements began to smooth out and they began to take on a visible grace. They smiled and twirled on their toes. Then their hands began to slide their clothing off their bodies, until at last all three were fully naked. Wellington curled his fingers into fists and pulled them in opposite directions. “Freeze!” he said, and all three dancers stopped in mid-movement, rigid.

The jester walked around the three girls, patting their bottoms, running his hands over their rounded hips, running a finger along their jaw lines as they stood motionless on bare feet. Finally, he nodded.

“Yes, you three are lovely indeed,” he said. “You will do quite well for what I have in mind. But first, some minor changes, my lovelies.”

Wellington turned his attention to Valarie. The gang leader was still unable to move, but her eyes were wide with shock and anxiousness. Wellington fixed Valarie with a stern stare.

“You,” said Wellington, “are not a nice girl.”

Wellington walked around Valarie several times. Finally, he stopped directly in front of Valarie once again. “No, you are definitely not a nice person. But we can change that. We can make you very sweet and giving. Giving of yourself and everything. Everybody will love what a sweet, giving person you’ll be, little cupcake.”

The jester reached up and slid a finger into Valarie’s mouth. Valarie’s lips wrapped tightly around that finger, but otherwise there was no further movement. Then Wellington began to concentrate.

At first there appeared to be no effect. Then Valarie’s hair began to fade in color as it thickened and grew longer. Valarie’s breasts began to swell and her waist began to shrink, even as her hips widened. Her bottom began to swell as well, and those lips wrapped tightly around Wellington’s finger began to thicken into bee-stung loveliness. Her pubic hair dropped away softly and blew away with the wind. Valarie’s eye color swirled and shifted to match the color of her hair, which was all colors and no color. Unthinkingly, Valarie’s tightly wrapped lips began to slide up and down the jester’s finger.

“And you, my sweet,” said Wellington, “are now Cotton Candy, the wandering wet dream. You will also wander our dirt roads, searching for people to please. You will never turn anyone down, regardless of his or her desires, and you will offer yourself freely to everyone. As the carnival gives pleasure, so shall you.”

Wellington held his hand out, then turned it over and moved it down, indicating that Valarie should bend over. To her mortification, Valarie found herself with her hands on her knees as she bent over to present her tight round ass for inspection by Wellington or anyone else who might be walking by.

The jester now stepped forward to the bent over Valarie. He unzipped his pants and wiggled his puppeteer fingers, and Valarie found herself taking out Wellington’s cock and wrapping her swelled, bee-stung lips around it. The jester continued to speak casually as Valarie’s hair bobbed between his thighs.

“Your hair and your eyes share an interesting property, sweet Cotton Candy,” said Wellington. “Their color will depend entirely on who is looking at you. If a gentleman perusing your beauty enjoys a preference for red-haired women, then you shall appear to have red hair and green eyes…to him, at least. If someone standing next to him feels that golden-haired Aphrodites are the cat’s meow, then, to that person, you shall have blonde hair and blue eyes.” Valarie found herself unable to answer as her pillowed lips slid up and down Wellington’s thick shaft, her chin wet with drool.

The jester realized he was moments from cumming, and he assumed a jaunty stance. Valarie, already furious with herself for being unable to stop herself from giving the little man a blowjob, felt her eyes widen as she realized what was about to happen. Sure enough, Valarie felt his cock harden even more and suddenly her mouth was filling with cum.

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