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April 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Overheard In Game

Computer gaming? It can expand your horizons in all sorts of ways:

Seraphim Risen > /emote nods. “I’m sure that’s all it was… What if I called you for a booty call?”
Shalee Lianne /emote quirks a thin delicate brow as she looks to her, grinning. “Uh….you’re a girl.”
Seraphim Risen And?
Shalee Lianne …I’m a girl.
Seraphim Risen > AND?
Shalee Lianne One of us seems to be missing a part to make a booty call work. Just saying.
Seraphim Risen /emote shrugs. “That’s what you think.”
Ashar KorAzor (In this chat, Shalee learns about homosexuality.)
Ashar KorAzor > (Full story at eleven.)
Shalee Lianne But…I mean…do you….are you….
Seraphim Risen Am I what?
Seraphim Risen /emote grins
Shalee Lianne /emote couldn’t quite seem to find the words she was looking for.

 
April 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Victorian Anal Sex

There’s a tale called The Sultan’s Reverie in the December 1880 edition of The Pearl. It’s a brutal little thing, involving a bored sultan who decides to have some fun with a woman he inherited with his harem, who formerly intrigued against him. But I found this enthusiastic paragraph of Victorian anal worth reproducing here:

His excitement is now at its highest. He throws himself upon her, exclaiming: “Holy Prophet, Holy Prophet, that puts me in mind of your bottom-hole!” Throwing her legs over his shoulders, he first plunges his bursting instrument into her cunny, well to lubricate it, then presents the head to her dark brown fundus; he thrusts furiously and soon gains a partial insertion. “Oh! Oh! You’ll split me!” she screams; “not there, not there, I never would allow the Sultan to do that. Oh, oh! Never. What shame! What filthiness!” she sighs as he pushes on and on, to complete possession, and he rests a little after his exertions, but the nervous nippings and contractions of the fundamental canal are too exciting. He spends a stream of his essence into her bowels which she involuntary meets with a slight heave of her bottom. Both of them exhausted, they remain quite still for some few minutes, affording him infinite pleasure, as he causes his dilated instrument to respond to the contracting pulsations of her anus.

“Are you finished now, you wanton?” withdrawing from her body with a noise something like the drawing of a cork, so tightly is the muscle of her bottom contracted around his still inflamed affair. “Ah, ha! how tightly you hold! Haven’t you had enough?”

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April 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Make Me Some Toast, Please

Rodney Dangerfield on wild women:

She was so wild than when she made French toast, she got her tongue caught in the toaster.

 
April 21st, 2011 -- by Bacchus

The Evolution of Panhandling

Gosh, panhandling has sure evolved and changed since the last time I was in San Francisco:

man in bondage left out to collect spare change

Image credit: Bound in Public.

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April 20th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Meet The Kitchen Staff

“Are you hungry? Let me introduce you to the kitchen staff. It’s important that you understand throughout your stay, whatever you need, they will be happy to provide…”

three nude asian women in the kitchen

Who says you can’t get good help these days? Balderdash!

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April 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

A Moment In (Blowjob) Time

She’s just finished, and hasn’t even had time to lick her lips yet:

cum dripping from her mouth

Found on this Tumblr.

 
April 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Rachel Maddow, WTF?

Rachel Maddow, who’s usually fierce and tenacious about going wherever a story leads, covered yesterday’s attack on and destruction of Andres Serrano’s infamous Piss Christ art photograph in a curiously timorous fashion. Not only did she refuse to name the photo while describing the attack on it, she didn’t mention a word about its storied history. Wikipedia has just the barest outlines; my own memory is that the painting was at the center of a national firestorm, in 1989, at the peak of that particular great wave of the conservative war on popular culture. Its mere existence was trumpeted as a justification for defunding public art at all levels, and the National Endowment For The Arts came under massive attack for having been in some manner supportive of the work (I don’t recollect the exact details).

piss christ photograph

Although the specific conservative buttons pushed by Piss Christ have more to do with religion than sexuality, the culture war of the late 1980s got a lot of its oxygen from sexual issues, especially those surrounding gay culture and homophobia. (See also: Robert Mapplethorpe.) Given Rachel Maddow’s sensitivity to and ready willingness to stir into culture-war issues affecting the gay community, I find it astonishingly unlikely that the name Piss Christ doesn’t trip as easily off her tongue as it does mine when she views the footage of the destroyed photo. I suppose it’s theoretically possible she’s ignorant of the history; after all, she’s some younger than me, and was only 16 or so in 1989 when the photo first rose to national political prominence. Theoretically possible, yes … but wildly unlikely.

How, then, to explain her curiously tepid coverage of the destruction? Why was the destruction news? You and I know it’s because of the photograph’s history; Rachel must have known, or there was no story. But she didn’t tell her viewers who didn’t already know … not a word, not even a gesture to the fact that the history exists. I expect better journalism from her, and normally get it.

One possibility, I suppose, is that MSNBS, General Electric, or the FCC simply won’t let her say “Piss” on cable. That seems unlikely, and anyway, Rachel routinely circumlocutes around awkward vulgarities that are central to her stories, using graphics with asterisks and “a word I can’t say that rhymes with” phrasings. So no explanation there.

We’ve already covered the faint possibility that Rachel is too young to remember; but she has staff, and they can’t all be younger than her. And everybody on that show, Rachel included, knows how to Google.

So an icon in the culture wars gets destroyed with a hammer and spray paint. Rachel chose to cover the destruction without naming the work or even hinting that it ever was an icon in the culture wars, even though that iconic status is what made the destruction into an international news story.

I’m scratching my head here. It doesn’t make any sense. I know the photograph is horribly controversial, but it’s not like Rachel to blink like this and let an important story pass without saying why it’s important.

I suppose I could just shrug and say “old media, it all sucks anyway…” but that’s too facile, and doesn’t (usually) apply to The Rachel Maddow Show. There’s got to be a reason I’m not spotting.

 
 
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