December 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
They thought it would be fun and sexy to cut each others’ undies off. With a knife. After several adult beverages. It didn’t end so well:
After having a few drinks together, the couple started to get intimate in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, the Expressen newspaper reports.
Not satisfied with traditional approaches to disrobing, the couple decided that it might be more fun to remove one another’s underwear using a knife.
After the 47-year-old man successfully sliced the stockings off his girlfriend, she gingerly gripped the handle of the knife and took a shot at cutting her boyfriend’s boxers right off his body.
Unfortunately for the man, the 36-year-old woman apparently lacked the same level of skill as her boyfriend when it came to handling sharp objects.
Rather than slashing through his underwear, the woman instead stabbed her boyfriend in the thigh.
“From what we understand, it was a sex act that went a bit wrong,” Maud Johansson of the VästerÃ¥s police told the newspaper.
Whoopsie!
December 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I’m getting pissed at the apparent technical arrogance of the WordPress core developers.
First, the disclaimers. WordPress is a miracle product, that embodies everything that is wonderful about open source software. It lets ignoramuses like me do amazing things without understanding dick. To accomplish that, it needs technological high priests who keep the code base in order and moving forward. I get that, I appreciate that, on a daily basis I am glad those people exist.
And yet, motherfuckers: if you expect me to upgrade my software three times in less than one month, you have got to tell me why. You have got to tell me why it’s important, and you have got to do this in English words that a non-technical user can understand. Or I am going to start bitching and cursing your name.
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December 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
How to kiss on New Year’s Eve: Violet Blue has the info. (She literally wrote the book on kissing, as it happens.)
Remember: “Don’t do duckface. Death to duckface.”
December 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
If the competing visions of Christmas previously discussed left you cold and/or depressed, maybe you’ll like this festive version a bit better:
More here.
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December 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
From Chart Porn, where you can also find a lively math nerd discussion about whether or not this is a properly constructed Venn Diagram. That’s actually quite hilarious, but I urge you — should you feel the need to participate — to do it there. All the people trying to score “someone is wrong on the internet!” points in that discussion would, if they came here, set off my comment moderation reflexes like I’d discovered flaming cockroaches under my woodpile. {stomp stomp stomp!}
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December 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I’m not sure they’re doing it right, but it looks like fun:
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December 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Kids these days, with their fancy whips and their cattle prods and their Samurai electro-probes and their leaping straight for the clitorises…
Why, there used to be a time when, you had a woman tied up, it was OK to just tease her a little, you didn’t need to put on a circus:
Via Bondage Blog.
