This is the most persuasive autofellatio photo I have yet encountered on the internet. That’s one flexible and enthusiastic young man.

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The most common sexual practice between two men involves an act of aggression — inflicting more pain than pleasure for at least one of the parties.

— Michael Medved

As quoted on Joe My God.

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I was going to do at least one Best of 2010 list today. And I still might. But today is starting to feel like a goof-off day. There is cheap sweet bubbly in my refrigerator and it is calling to me.

Fortunately, no worries. Other people — media-savvy people who are industrious enough to string more than three links together in a single blog post, unlike me, who am grown bone lazy — have been making flashy sexy 2010 retrospective lists like mad. And Violet Blue has rounded them all up for your convenience. Yippie kai yai, em effers!

(Er, she’s rounded up the lists. Not, so far as I know, the industrious people who made the lists. Just to be clear.)

This is a photo by Horst:

They thought it would be fun and sexy to cut each others’ undies off. With a knife. After several adult beverages. It didn’t end so well:

After having a few drinks together, the couple started to get intimate in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, the Expressen newspaper reports.

Not satisfied with traditional approaches to disrobing, the couple decided that it might be more fun to remove one another’s underwear using a knife.

After the 47-year-old man successfully sliced the stockings off his girlfriend, she gingerly gripped the handle of the knife and took a shot at cutting her boyfriend’s boxers right off his body.

Unfortunately for the man, the 36-year-old woman apparently lacked the same level of skill as her boyfriend when it came to handling sharp objects.

Rather than slashing through his underwear, the woman instead stabbed her boyfriend in the thigh.

“From what we understand, it was a sex act that went a bit wrong,” Maud Johansson of the VästerÃ¥s police told the newspaper.

Whoopsie!

I’m getting pissed at the apparent technical arrogance of the WordPress core developers.

First, the disclaimers. WordPress is a miracle product, that embodies everything that is wonderful about open source software. It lets ignoramuses like me do amazing things without understanding dick. To accomplish that, it needs technological high priests who keep the code base in order and moving forward. I get that, I appreciate that, on a daily basis I am glad those people exist.

And yet, motherfuckers: if you expect me to upgrade my software three times in less than one month, you have got to tell me why. You have got to tell me why it’s important, and you have got to do this in English words that a non-technical user can understand. Or I am going to start bitching and cursing your name.

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How to kiss on New Year’s Eve: Violet Blue has the info. (She literally wrote the book on kissing, as it happens.)

Remember: “Don’t do duckface. Death to duckface.”