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November 1st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

You May Kiss The Groom

Don’t think “Love, honor, and obey” puts quite enough emphasis on the man’s role as head of the household? This might be the wedding ceremony for you.

 
October 31st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Nude Witch

At your Halloween parties this year, have you seen a witch costume as nice as this one?

vintage nude witch photo

Via Usenet.

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October 31st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

What I Found In The Pumpkin Patch

So I went to pick out some pumpkins for carving, but found this and got horribly distracted:

pumpkin patch Halloween dream girl

Well, no I didn’t actually, but in some photographer’s fantasy, I might have.

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October 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Sacrificing Virgins The Kink.Com Way

It’s almost Halloween, and doesn’t that mean a proper virgin sacrifice if you’re doing it right? Now, don’t worry; in all the best virgin sacrifices, the virginity on offer is pure advertising puffery, and we wouldn’t expect to hold Whipped Ass to any higher standard. And besides, puffery doesn’t come any cuter than Chloe Camilla!

chloe is ready to sacrifice

So anyway, on to the sacrifice! (Are furs in the pentagram really trad?)

lesbian witches initiate a virgin sacrifice

In case you were wondering, this was the formal agenda for the evening:

La Seduction De Chloe Camilla is a fantasy role play about a coven of witches who gain power by sacrificing lesbian virgins. Chloe is the most popular girl at the academy, completely adorable and all natural. She’s the perfect virgin lesbian sacrifice. The witches aren’t afraid to use their powers and BDSM in order to seduce Chloe into a dark and erotic world of pain, punishment and HOT lesbian sex. Lorelei Lee, Maitresse Madeline and Aiden Starr perform a ritual on her that will push her to her limits and rip orgasm after orgasm from her nectar filled cunt. Will Chloe fight the extreme sexual urge to be initiated into a cult of lesbian witches or join them once and for all?

This update includes heavy flogging, caning and spanking. Fisting, double penetration, foot worship, ass licking, painful zipper, humiliation, extreme orgasms, strap-on anal sex in bondage and more!

Hope you enjoy the update as much as we enjoyed making it!

Happy Halloween!
Maitresse Madeline

I do declare, after reading all that, I believe I might have a vapor!

 
October 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Lesbian Bondage Crucifixion

This sure as hell caught my eye when I saw it on Fuck Yeah Karl Elvis. Bloomsbury daintily describes it as “Crucified Nude, gelatin sliver print, circa 1920.”

vintage lesbian bondage crucifixion photo

But there’s rather a lot more going on than that, I would say, between the bondage and the fingers and the other girl.

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October 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

On The Attribution Of Naughty “Schoolgirls”

This is a post about attribution, with digressions; but it also has a damned fine photograph in it.

Let’s start with the photograph, in the degraded condition that I first found it in. It was a large-format version of this:

unknown naughty schoolgirls showing their panties during confession

What are your first impressions of this photo?

I’ll tell you what my first and second impressions were. First impression: It’s a very attractive pic, despite being fully-clothed and very soft-core, because the girls have shapely asses and the schoolgirl outfits are quality fetish fuel. Second impression: But it’s also transgressive as hell! The girls are right there in a church, kneeling on an altar bench of some sort in front of a nun, showing their panties and pretty asses to the camera. Surely that’s not right!

And right about then my third impression kicked in, in which the blogger internal voice was speaking louder than the porn-viewer/art-critic voice: “Hey, you’re wasting my time, I can’t use this shit at all! In fact I don’t dare put this visually excellent shit within a mile of my server, because I’ve got no idea who made it, it’s got no watermark, and most importantly you perv, we’ve got no fucking idea how old those girls are … they’re pretty full-figured, but for all you could prove by that photo, they might be the tweener daughters of a United States senator with an iron rod up his butt, and how fucked would you be then?

Packed into that paragraph are the seeds of several digressions, into which I shall now dive with a quarter of the verve and none of the panache that a digressory artist like Neal Stephenson would bring to the digressory project:

Prefatory Digression: No. So far as I am aware, “digressory” was not actually a word before I made it up, just now.

Digression the First: The lack of a watermark explains why I’m not going to tell you where I found this photo. There are Tumblr sites that routinely strip the watermarks off of the porn they “repost” from around the web, and this was one of those Tumblrs. Sometimes such a crop makes aesthetic sense (you’ll often find me doing this on ErosBlog) but there’s no excuse for not giving a text credit in such cases. I simply don’t feel that sites which are actively and aggressively working to break the chain of attribution deserve to be included in the chain of attribution.

Digression the Second: Attribution is important for more reasons than giving honor and credit to the artists and producers. Specifically, in porn, attribution is one of the ways people can pay attention to whether the porn they view, enjoy, and reproduce is ethical. As I wrote long ago, knowing where your porn comes from and who makes it, under what conditions, is how you make sure that the models aren’t making it against their will or under other awful conditions. If you merrily strip all the watermarks off the porn you reblog all day, you make it easier for unethical porn producers to flourish and harder for consumers to hold porn producers accountable. Branding in porn is a good thing. Brand-stripping? Not so much.

Digression The Third: Isn’t it actually a little bit odd that the age of the girls loomed so large in my thoughts so quickly, given that they are rather heavily clothed and exposing nothing more salacious than some rather sedate panties? It would take a whole blog post to unpack that one, so let me just assert for our foreign audience that the local cultural imperatives are even stronger than the legal risks: In the United States it really isn’t a good idea to post pictures when you aren’t damn sure that the models are legal adults, even when they are fully clothed and engaged in nothing sexual. That’s so even where, as here, you can tell from style and context alone that the photograph is very likely to be a glamor/fashion/porn shot done with adult models dressed to tweak our cultural fascination with youth. Moral confidence is not enough; you really want to know, if you want to stay safe from the mobs with torches and pitchforks.

Enough digression. So there I was, thirty seconds into my encounter with this photograph, thinking it was a lovely, sexy, softcore, heavily transgressive, fetishy, pervy shot, probably something from a fashion shoot like this one. But I’m also absolutely convinced that I’m wasting my time admiring this photograph, because there’s an-ever-so-slight chance it comes from some weird European or Japanese source and the girls really are way too young to be admired in the way we like to admire women on ErosBlog. Worse yet, there’s a much bigger chance that I’ll simply never be able to identify the source of the photo well enough to rule out that slight-but-crippling possibility.

By now I’m mentally cussing out whomever it was that stripped this photo of any context, provenance, watermark, or identifying information it might have had before they Tumbled it. Fuckers.

However, all was not lost. The Tineye Reverse Image Search fails me utterly about nine times out of ten — their database of photographs is simply not large enough — but when it succeeds, it can save my blogging life. This was one such time. This time, there were some results, the best of which took me to a notorious Russian image-stealing forum. But that was not a bad result, because the picture there had its original watermark. And hey wow, doesn’t this brand name put a whole ‘nother complexion on the photograph?

club jenna schoolgirls showing you their shapely asses

Be sure to click this one for a nice big version. Club Jenna is a highly famous and reasonably respectable porn brand, and Jenna Jameson is for damned sure no schoolgirl; indeed, at a publicly-claimed 36 she’s getting a bit long in the tooth by the unforgiving standards of the industry, not that her legions of gallant and loyal fans would ever say so. In this picture, she appears with Ashton Moore, who is the same public age.

So, despite fetish fuel schoolgirl outfits and tiny little backpacks and a knee-jerk reaction from me that would have made the old 1980s Tipper Gore proud, the actual photo turns out to be one from a series shot for a wildly-popular porn site by a pair of almost middle-aged very big-name porn stars. If it weren’t for TinEye, I wouldn’t have been able to blog about it; I would have just cursed a stale curse, as indeed I do a dozen other times every day, and passed the photo by.

This time, I’m glad I didn’t have to do that.

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October 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Tit Job

It looks like she’s giving him her full attention:

She\'s giving him a full tit job

If I recognize the art style correctly, this is by a comic artist named Luis Tobalina.

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