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October 27th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Pirates?

 
October 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Nude Bowling

I don’t go bowling. I went once, in 1984 or something like that; but I didn’t know what I was doing and the rental shoes didn’t fit and I was too young to drink beer and I didn’t have any fun.

In fact, I mostly think of bowling as an entertainment from another era, like sock hops and drive-in movies and playing canasta.

But the girls weren’t dressed like this at the ally I went to:

nude girl throwing a bowling ball

Via Usenet.

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October 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Eros Is An Outlaw

Your lesson for today, courtesy of Dr. Faustus at Erotic Mad Science:

Eros is an outlaw, a bandit, a scoffer at decencies. That’s why so much of erotic fantasy takes place in settings that are beyond the reach of morality somehow, some of which are not at all nice: the savage tropics, the oriental harem, the depraved convent, the women’s prison. Nazisploitation is just a development of this. If you embrace what you are, you’re going to find some things that will make other people pretty unhappy. Face it, live with it, and flourish.

Amen, Brother Faustus!

This was in reference to a fifteen-second clip from a Nazisploitation movie that once caused our Mad Doctor to “withdraw promptly into the privacy of his own chambers.”

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October 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Spammers: The Troll Cure

Remember my ranty post Spam Robot Finally Rolls 00 Versus Turing? Well, a commenter there has pointed to a delightfully on-point XKCD:

 
October 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Legs and Stockings

This should please the leg fetishists among ye:

legs and stockings, pretty!

Don’t forget to click for the big version.

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October 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Wife Training Institute

He got his fingers slapped once too often, trying to get friendly while Glee was on. So he picked up the phone and called the Spouse Training Institute. They sent around a capture van right away and promised that by time his wife got home, she’d have a whole new attitude, yeah and verily even unto the anal sex:

bad attitude wife is about to get sent for bondage buttsex training

Needless to say, this video is “For Entertainment Purposes Only.”

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October 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Squeezing An Orange

ErosBlog has a little bit of history with the idea of putting oranges up a person’s butt. And however good or bad an idea that might strike you as, it can be done.

We’re not just talking about squishy little Mandarin deals, either. Oh, no.

Oh, no. We’re talking big robust California Navel oranges.

Explanations I leave to others.

 
 
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