October 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I used to live in a tourist destination town, and it was not uncommon to encounter European backpacker types naked in the laundromat while they washed all their clothes. The impression we got from attitude and body language was that this was considered normal practice for travelers on a budget, and that considerations of more modest local custom were beneath contempt. So, basically: Suck it, you American prudes.
Thus it is with some irony that I have encountered this porn made by a U.S. porn company featuring a BDSM slavegirl being forced to launder her clothes in a public fountain in a European city (Berlin, I think):
Although the locals are probably rather less bothered by all this than they would be in the U.S., I’m sure there are some ancient moralists whose feelings were ruffled during the making of this pornography. And to them I say, in all good humor: Suck it, you European prudes.
Images credit: Public Disgrace.
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October 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Maybe it’s because I grew up in the Frozen North myself, but I’m really enjoying the Snow Bunnies tumblr. Polar Bear Clubs (where people band together to cut holes in the ice to bathe in the Arctic Ocean at astronomically significant times, like midnight on the winter solstice) really do exist; and all I can imagine is that this is a scene from one of them. In my imagination, there was a small office somewhere in Barrow or Deadhorse, maybe something to do with oilfield services or borough government, where they each pledged twenty bucks for a worthy charity, and then drew lots to see which one of them would be the naked sacrifice to the Arctic Ocean…
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October 10th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
The age of digital flash photography with easy internet uploading has created a whole universe of candid unexpected nude photos. “Hey Sis, look here!” *FLASH* “You’re on the internetz, ha ha!”
I rarely post these, for reasons having to do with the personal rights of the people in the pictures. Not only is it The Wrong Thing To Do, it’s stupid, for the same reason that making enemies pointlessly is the undoing of many an evil overlord. There’s already enough people who hate what I do here, without me needing to antagonize specific individuals who might turn out to be the daughter of some muck-raking senator somewhere.
But sometimes, I can make exceptions. In this one, for instance, the lady got enough warning to get her towel in front of her face. It makes for a nice pose and leaves her safely anonymous:
Found here.
October 10th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
This is fun — at least fifty naked guys jumping in a very small swimming hole with a lot of enthusiasm. I can only guess that this is a WWII-vintage scene; I could see these guys being military, bored, smelly, and really happy to see a place to splash in.
Anyway, it’s much more fun in the 1000-pixel version at Kinky Delight.
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October 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I’m still “stuck” in Tumblr hell. Yup, it’s a rough life.
You see some things that way you’d never go looking for.
Guys, ever have a woman tell you “Kiss my ass?”
It might be she had in mind something like this: Ass Kissing
October 9th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?
- This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
- Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
- On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
- There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:
- Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
- This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
- Aaaiiieeee! It burns!
I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.
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October 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
And judging by the delight on her face, you lost the bet, too.
What was it, who does all the laundry for a month, the challenge being you couldn’t spurt in her mouth from 30 inches away? Gravity’s a motherfucker and you ain’t as young as you used to be…
Image found here.
