October 1st, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I did not make up this caption. I am just quoting it where I found it:
“I told you, if you want to borrow my buttplugs, go ahead. This is the LAST time I’m getting a cucumber out of there for you.”
September 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
You can hear the order being given in your head, it doesn’t require much imagination.
“Soldier, secure all the porn on this base!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
Probably this is military humor.
Probably.
Via a Tumblr. [It has died.]
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September 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Some things change. Some things are forgotten. Some things you thought were forgotten, the young people actually do remember, but they’ve put a new twist on it you never thought you’d live long enough to see. Like, say, the old game of “Spin The Bottle”, played the Lightspeed University 21st Century way:
September 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
She’s been taught to smile. So, the brilliant and quite attractive smile stays fixed on her face.
But, she’d really like a towel now. And so she’s looking for the towel boy…
The sticky cutie is Cherry Poppens in 1000 Facials Volume 3.
September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
So remember:
It’s supposed to smell like pussy.
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September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
She’s known for her style. But walking through our famously tedious, expensive, and oppressive airport security — what security expert Bruce Schneier, and Bondage Blog where I got this, both call “security theater” — in a straitjacket dress/coat thing?
Now, that’s style.
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September 28th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I never knew that sex graffiti was such an interactive art form:
Via Street Art Sucks (although I’d say this bit more like, blows.)
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