October 4th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
You southrons may not know what I’m talking about, but anybody who grew up in snow country will immediately recognize this experience.
It snows. The boughs and branches of the trees are heavy with the stuff. You put on all your outdoor gear, snowpants and parka and mittens and scarfs and mufflers and hats and all that whatnot. You go outside, to work or play or whatever your reason for being out in the snow is.
And eventually…
You are under a tree at just the wrong moment, when all the branches decide to dump their loads of snow at the same time. (Usually because you shouted or foolishly thumped the tree with your fist.) Dump it right down your neck in fact, no matter how many scarves and hats you are wearing.
It’s a bracing experience even when you’re fully geared up for snow. I can’t even begin to imagine what it feels like when you’re naked:
I guess we’ll just have to ask Alexandra B from Met-Art. I wonder if she works their new cams?
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October 3rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Not sure I’m looking forward to robotic ass doctors with lazorz:
October 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I think the careful fingers wrapped around his penis in this Japanese blowjob artwork are actually a form of self-censorship. The taboo, and I’m told it’s mostly a legal one, is entirely against showing male genitalia; so, creative handwork!
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October 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
One of the things I love about mid-20th-century American men’s magazines is that they were trying so hard to be sleazy. The result? Lovely illustrations of the girl next door in dire peril, looking as though she’s buying a nice Halloween costume at Macy’s with a most irregular assortment of fitting assistants:
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October 1st, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I did not make up this caption. I am just quoting it where I found it:
“I told you, if you want to borrow my buttplugs, go ahead. This is the LAST time I’m getting a cucumber out of there for you.”
September 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
You can hear the order being given in your head, it doesn’t require much imagination.
“Soldier, secure all the porn on this base!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
Probably this is military humor.
Probably.
Via a Tumblr. [It has died.]
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September 30th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Some things change. Some things are forgotten. Some things you thought were forgotten, the young people actually do remember, but they’ve put a new twist on it you never thought you’d live long enough to see. Like, say, the old game of “Spin The Bottle”, played the Lightspeed University 21st Century way:
