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May 29th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Her Uniform Couldn’t Stand The Strain

Among the numerous difficulties that exist (at least in the pulp imagination) with the concept of the female paratrooper is the one notably illustrated in this detail from a pulp cover. Specifically, it appears that paratrooper uniforms just aren’t up to the task of constraining a soldier’s breasts when she hits the ground hard:

breasts bursting out all over

 
May 27th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Eggplanted

Vegetables. The original sex toy. And a far better use for an eggplant than actually eating the rubbery dirt-flavored horrors:

eggplant in pussy

From Usenet.

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May 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Bikini Fail

Enjoy Veronica suffering that fond hope of all young men, the swimsuit failure:

Veronica loses her bikini top

 
May 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Freedom To Illustrate

Faustus has made a wise observation at Erotic Mad Science:

Illustrators enjoy certain freedoms that photographers do not.

The image to he’s chosen to emphasize this point gives a whole new meaning to the heraldic phrase “lion, rampant.”

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May 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Picking Daiseys

“Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do…”

making a daisy chain

Found on Bondage Blog.

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May 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Her Eyes Were Bigger Than Her Stomach

Well, that’s not quite the right idiom, but “biting off more than she can chew” seems even more inapposite. Whatever, she seems to be having fun with this enormous black dildo:

big black cock and balls from The Stockroom

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May 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Scent Of Machine Oil And Pussy

Once our new mechanical sex overlords figured out that soft fleshy minions require even more lubrication than the machine intelligences whose reproductive processes they were evolved to hijack, their conquest began to proceed more smoothly:

well oiled girl enjoying mechanical orgasm

more oily orgasms

Image credit: Fucking Machines.

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