Anal Ring Toss
Will someone please stop me from browsing through sex toy websites? Just when I think I’ve seen it all, they come up with something like the Anal Ring Toss game:
The Anal Ring Toss game is a new twist on a traditional ring toss game.
The designated “goalie” inserts the anal plug with the attached scoring pole into the butt. The players then attempt to throw one of the 3 plastic rings onto the pole. You score when your yellow ring successfully lands around the scoring pole in the goalie’s bum.
There are no set rules to this game. A fun set of instructions is included, but players are encouraged to make their own rules. Should the goalie move and shake the ass, or stay perfectly still? It is entirely up to the ring toss players.
What does the winner get? The goalie? It is entirely up to the players.
Please toss anal rings responsibly and have fun!
That’s right, please toss anal rings responsibly!
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“You’ll poke someone’s brown eye out!”
That looks like a great party game, I may have to pick one of those up! Now, I’m going to have to go see what other party games they have at the Stockroom.
Anal ring toss isn’t that new–Howard Stern’s been doing it for years! Now it’s being brought to the masses…how fun.
That’s actually from 1900, made by Bernardo Bertolucci after Last Tango– I’m kidding!
No, actually it is a Templar, an Amarr fighter. It is a combat drone used by carriers.
“There is only one, Lord of the Anal Rings. Only one, and he does not share is women” (Horrible joke but couldn’t resist)
This is so ridiculous. I actually wrote about it on my blog, then I saw it here, then I saw it in Fleshbot, and yesterday I opened up the LA Weekly, which I only read for Kaz’s and Tony Millionaire’s comics and which are situated next to the porn pages and I see an ad for “The World Famous Anal Ring Toss Girls”. Now it seems to have become some kind of bachelor party novelty.
yikes! I wonder if they’ll come up with a lawn darts version…and perhaps even bacci balls?