Back in the 1950s there was a running gag (no pun intended) in John Willie’s Bizarre magazine. He’d run a bondage photograph plus copy exhorting the reader to learn “jiu-jitsu” to avoid such situations:

For some odd reason that “Learn Jiu-Jitsu!” tagline popped instantly into my head when I stumbled over this old photograph from the early days of Hogtied.com:

Only, of course, it was twisted around: “Learn geography! So you don’t get into this mess…”

Update: After some serious rummaging and searching, I was able to find the Hogtied photoshoot (from 2003!) that this image comes from. The model is Audrey Leigh.

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If you’re a small-town young lady being urged to chastity by your parents and pastor, you might consider wearing something like this to church:

Or then again, on second thought, perhaps not.

I believe I found this on a German BDSM fashion site that seems not to be there anymore.

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I thought the best scene in the otherwise-forgettable movie Good Luck Chuck was the bit where the Jessica Alba character catches her skirt in a car door, loses the skirt, and has her penguin panties revealed to the world.

Now, there’s an animated .gif, so you don’t need to watch the movie:

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I sometimes regret that Kink.com stopped updating their Men in Pain site and instead launched Divine Bitches as their flagship for femdom. “Bitches” is a word you don’t see very often here on ErosBlog, because I don’t find bitchiness erotic (with a side order of “I don’t deploy that word lightly, especially against women I don’t know”). Not being aroused by bitches disqualifies me, I suppose, from the target market for your typical female-dominant internet porn site. It’s a pity, though, because those fem-dom ladies do sometimes have some cool costumes!

Case in point, Lorelei Lee and Felony, dressed as nurses from Hell (or, if not from Hell, then from the world’s most unsanitary hospital):

In this little morality play, our evil nurses get their hands on (no, pardon me, in femdom-speak I guess they “dig their claws into”) Zak Tyler, who seems unaccountably happy. Perhaps he does not apprehend his true peril?

You know where this is going, though. By committing poorly-specified atrocities upon his happy bits, it doesn’t take them long to turn that smile upside down. Talk about a rapid attitude adjustment:

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If you’re old enough, you’ll remember that Playboy magazine used to ask in its advertising: “What kind of man reads Playboy?” And apparently the answer is this kind:

I am indebted to Retrozone for this unreconstructed cigar advertisement with a cute and adoring cavewoman:

If you click through, the advertising copy is at least as hilaribad as you would expect, too.

Here’s one of the more enthusiastic naked hitchhiker photos I’ve ever encountered. It’s all in the stance, it’s all in the stance!

Via Radioactive Lingerie — and doesn’t that explain a lot?

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