It doesn’t matter how big you are, or how strong you are, or how careful you are. Surprise buttsecks is a risk to which nobody is immune:

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I think this Sex And Submission gallery may feature more kinky sex practices and activities and overall different flavors of fetish fuel than I’ve ever seen in one free porn gallery before.

There’s chains, and shackles, and water hoses, and wet clothing, and ball gags, and spider gags, and a cage, and several different bondage blowjobs including one from inside the cage, and some buttsex of course, and an electric shock toy, and some boot licking, and some pussy fisting, and some forced orgasms with squirting (into her own mouth, even), and some cum on her face and… well, I’m sure I missed something.

The shoot stars Sindee Jennings, and she’s a very busy girl.

Remember Squeegee Girl?

Well, all I can say about this link is “there’s more than one way for an uninhibited young lady to wash your car windows.”

That should be all the warning you need.

This French campaign against tobacco sure did come up with some vivid imagery:

There’s just something about a girl with freckles:

That’s Paige from Sick Puppy, which is one of those sites I’ve always liked because they feature girls with happy faces doing “nasty” things. Porn nostalgia: waaay back in the dialup era (yes, Sick Puppy has been around that long) I remember being shocked (a little, but not in a bad way) because they had a slight and cheerful young lady who made a particular specialty of putting a glass bottle of chocolate Yoo-Hoo in places it had no business being.

This is what happens when you film a sword-and-sandals costume drama with an inadequate costume budget:

From Playing Doctor.

I owe Susie Bright for twittering a link to Emily Nagoski: Sex Nerd. It’s rare these days for me to find a sex blog that just keeps me reading, post after post. This is one of those rare blogs. Here’s part of Emily’s polemic against “normal” sex:

This is a nerd polemic against “normal.” People want to know that they are normal — and they want to know how to have the best sex. You absolutely can not have both. You have to pick: normal (i.e., average, typical, ordinary) OR the best (i.e., exceptional, extraordinary, rare… abnormal).

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[T]he best sex — the best sex for you, I mean — is probably sex that other people would object to. Sex that horrifies some people. Sex that other people just won’t understand. Sex that singes the panties off others, others like you.

I know people are worried about doing it “right,” but there are no judges, no score cards, and no medals to be won. No one will deduct points if you fumble the dismount, like in Harry’s dream.

Please world, think carefully before you ask me about “normal” and “best.” Normal is boring and best is whatever sex you engage in with confidence and joy.

No one ever asks me how to have mediocre sex. I know that’s not what you want. Go ahead and have sex that would offend others. Put your tongue in dark, mysterious places. Fuck the bell curve.