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April 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Happy Panda, Sad Panda

I sometimes regret that Kink.com stopped updating their Men in Pain site and instead launched Divine Bitches as their flagship for femdom. “Bitches” is a word you don’t see very often here on ErosBlog, because I don’t find bitchiness erotic (with a side order of “I don’t deploy that word lightly, especially against women I don’t know”). Not being aroused by bitches disqualifies me, I suppose, from the target market for your typical female-dominant internet porn site. It’s a pity, though, because those fem-dom ladies do sometimes have some cool costumes!

Case in point, Lorelei Lee and Felony, dressed as nurses from Hell (or, if not from Hell, then from the world’s most unsanitary hospital):

evil femdom nurses in dirty latex

In this little morality play, our evil nurses get their hands on (no, pardon me, in femdom-speak I guess they “dig their claws into”) Zak Tyler, who seems unaccountably happy. Perhaps he does not apprehend his true peril?

rubber nurses seducing their prey

You know where this is going, though. By committing poorly-specified atrocities upon his happy bits, it doesn’t take them long to turn that smile upside down. Talk about a rapid attitude adjustment:

male victim of femdom nurses

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April 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

What Kind Of Man?

If you’re old enough, you’ll remember that Playboy magazine used to ask in its advertising: “What kind of man reads Playboy?” And apparently the answer is this kind:

the kind of man who reads Playboy

 
April 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

She Adores His Cigar

I am indebted to Retrozone for this unreconstructed cigar advertisement with a cute and adoring cavewoman:

worshipful cute cavegirl kneeling at her man\'s feet

If you click through, the advertising copy is at least as hilaribad as you would expect, too.

 
April 22nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

How To Get A Free Ride

Here’s one of the more enthusiastic naked hitchhiker photos I’ve ever encountered. It’s all in the stance, it’s all in the stance!

how to get a free ride

Via Radioactive Lingerie — and doesn’t that explain a lot?

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April 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Caught At The Clothes Line

I guess this is the retro version of the German tourists who sometimes get discovered buck naked at the laundromat while they cheerfully launder all of their clothes:

naked woman putting washing on the line

From alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.vintage.

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April 20th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Play Ball!

Not everybody used to be in favor of women’s athletics. Looking at a photo like this, it’s hard to understand why not:

sexy sports outfits

This is a promo still for The Big Broadcast of 1938. Via The Good Old Days.

 
April 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Punishment Lecture

Ladies, you want stern? Erosblog brings you stern:

innocent young woman being lectured sternly

Picture is from the famous spanking movies producer California Star.

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