Faustus: “Read Before Emailing”
Before his new site was a week old, the clueless email PR people had found Faustus. His advice to them:
Seriously, marketers. Have a look at the damn site before you email. Or I really will have to mock you openly…
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February 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Faustus: “Read Before Emailing”Before his new site was a week old, the clueless email PR people had found Faustus. His advice to them:
February 18th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Bodacious BrideFebruary 17th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Memo To A Politician: UR DOIN IT RONGSomebody really needs to give New Hampshire State Representative Nancy Elliot a quick course on the purposes, means, and procedures for fulfilling anal sex. Because this is what she thinks about it (yes, there is video):
Or, maybe somebody should tell her she just needs a good facial?
Similar Sex Blogging: February 17th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Did You Catch The Aerial Fisting Finals?
It’s worth mentioning that they used to conduct the Olympics naked. (The chair will entertain a motion at this time all in favor say “aye” any objections hearing none motion carried.) I do wonder, though, whether some of the blindness to Olympic hotness isn’t informed by the media-culture obsession with thinness. A lot of Olympians are muscular to the point of being “thick-bodied” from the perspective of the people that think they need to airbrush away the hips of already-skinny models. I’m old enough to remember when Mary Lou Retton went bouncy-bouncy-bounce through all of our lives (and through a great many adolescent fantasies; I could, but won’t, provide detailed anecdotal testimony). You could tell, even then, that the media-culture gatekeepers thought her legs were too big; they didn’t think she was pretty enough to brighten our boxes of Wheaties, and they were — as any rational man of the right age can tell you — fucking insane. February 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Nude Around The NeckGiven the weighty and encumbering symbolism with which the modern man’s necktie is fraught, this surreal 1911 nude-woman-as-necktie photo is quite delicious:
( Source ) Similar Sex Blogging: February 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Two Zimmerman ValentinesBusy making plans for a two-day getaway with The Nymph, so a pair of Julius Zimmerman Valentines drawings seem appropriate:
February 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Announcing: Erotic Mad ScienceLadies, hide your daughters! Gentlemen, light your cigars and prepare your instruments! The rest of you lot, listen up! You all know Faustus, the gentleman who, in seventy-seven ErosBlog posts since February of last year, has dazzled and delighted you (or, possibly in some cases, confused you) with his rich mix of erudition, erotica, and eclairs. (Well, actually we did not get any eclairs. I made that bit up.) From the hedonics of engineered catgirl sex slaves to the fetish aesthetics of The Creature From The Black Lagoon, from the fabled fleshpots of Asia to the thinly-disguised lusts captured in marble and pigment in the echoing museums and churches of Europe, from tentacle sex to sexy robots — I could go on and on, but you get the idea. Incredible breadth and scope, yadda yadda. It was inevitable — and a consummation devoutly to be wished — that he should eventually start a website of his own. Fear not! He’ll still blog here — regularly I hope — but now he’ll blog as well (and do so much else, besides) at his new site. Can I get a drumroll, please? The site: The cliche would be “the title says it all” but of course, when it comes to Dr. Faustus, that would be impossible. His initial post says some of it, though:
Erotic Mad Science is still new, but it’s already got plenty to keep you busy. There’s a manifesto (you knew there had to be). There are posts about absinthe, British radio comedy, and the eroticism of water (this last illustrated in part with a stunningly erotic 20th-century re-imagination of The Birth Of Venus):
But here’s the best part: all of these are related — in ways Faustus alone can explain — to what is sure to be the crown jewelry of Erotic Mad Science. I refer to a body of work commencing with The Apsinthion Protocol, which according to Dr. Faustus “is the first of seven long stories in my Gnosis College mad science series.” Written as screenplays, these Gnosis College stories (I am privileged to have read some, but not yet all, of them, though only the first appears — yet — on Erotic Mad Science) are… Fuck it. I’m not even going to try to describe them. Faustus has a whole website for that project, let him do the heavy lifting. It will probably take him awhile, so there’s much to look forward to. Meanwhile, though, I quote from A Brief Introduction to Gnosis College, just to whet your pervy appetites:
Add it to your bookmarks, people; this may take awhile. Similar Sex Blogging: |