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October 15th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Goose Grease Prepares The Way!

Back in 2003 I published an excerpt from a sex scene involving food and anal sex. It began:

Aisla sighed as the warm grease from the roast duck touched her bottom hole, then gave a little gasp as her anus was penetrated. Yarath began to wriggle his finger about in her rectum, exploring her and greasing her ring…

Despite the fact that the girl in this photo (Kink.com model Angelica Saige) still has her thong on, I think you can see why this Sex And Submission shoot immediately reminded me of that long-ago blog post:

Mark Davis feels up Angelica Saige with greasy fingers while he looks contemplatively at a drumstick

And from the way he’s looking contemplatively at the remains of his drumstick, I’m not sure she’ll have the thong on much longer…

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October 14th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Rectal Foreign Bodies Trophy Wall

ErosBlog has linked before to the venerable Rectal Foreign Bodies page, which is (or ought to be) an internet landmark — as well as an object lesson about the dangers of reckless rectal curiosity.

Thus, it does not entirely surpass belief that in some rude provincial medical facility in Russia, the medical staff might maintain what certainly looks to be a rectal foreign bodies trophy wall:

trophy wall of rectal foreign bodies

 
October 13th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

More Sweet Cheeks

This post has absolutely nothing in common with that other one, nope nope nope!

sweet cheeks movie poster

 
October 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

In Love With Her Microphone

Here’s a woman with an intimate relationship to the tools of her trade:

nina hagen fellating her microphone

It’s Nina Hagen, who (according to her Wikipedia entry) “demonstrated (while clothed, but explicitly) various female masturbation positions” on television. Yes, it’s on YouTube.

 
October 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Is The Internet Over For Me?

I’ve seen a lot of stuff on the internet. But now I’ve seen … everything?

Probably not. No. There’s probably no end to the creative genius of crowdsourced perversion. But if there were, this might be it. Behold:

A woman. Dismounted from her bicycle. Squatting. Panties around her ankles. Peeing, with an expression of great joy, on a turtle.

I dunno. I may have finally reached the end of the internets.

Via It’s Good If You Like it, a tumblr suggested in my What Should ErosBlog Be Linking To? comment thread.

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October 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

“I’m Only Going To Tell You Once…”

In which Harmony has a stern word for Bella Rossi:

harmony has a stern word for bella rossi

But don’t worry. Bella does what she’s told — and does it thoroughly and well — so they are best friends by the end of the movie shoot.

best friends

From Everything Butt.

 
October 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Ellen Page’s Bottom

The Nymph and I went to see Whip It (starring Ellen Page) the day before yesterday, and we pronounced it good.

Ellen Page in Whip It

If there’s anybody out there wondering what her bottom looks like, I must report that it does not appear (unclad) in this movie. However, without giving too much away, I can report that viewers are treated to an extended scene in which her bottom is on athletic display in soaking wet underwear.

Why, yes, yes I do feel like a dirty old man for noticing, thank you for asking!

 
 
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