Seriously, now. Can a blog ever have too many topless dancing girls?

I didn’t think so either.

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“The cage is on the loading dock, just sign here…”

Image credit: Butt Machine Boys.

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Those of you with a thing for casts and crutches — or even just pretty legs — may appreciate this 1961 celebrity photo of actress Lisa Kirk:

It was originally captioned:

October 7, 1961: Broken Toe Doesn’t Stop Her

Entertainer Lisa Kirk, who broke a little toe when she banged it against a chair last month, uses crutches to go through the rehearsal for her song-and-dance act in Hollywood yesterday. She opens at New York’s Waldorf Astoria in two weeks, and hopes she’ll be able to abandon the crutches by then.

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Another Rooie Oortjes gem from Usenet:

The universal comic tradition tells us that something is about to come falling out of that tree. I was expecting more nature lovers, to be honest, but what I got was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil:

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She had to show them off:

This comes to us from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons, but I think it might be originally from Rooie Oortjes.

By now you all know I’m a sucker for a smile. And the flexible girl in this vintage bondage photo from Bondage Blog is doing her best to give us one, despite being folded implausibly and wrapped in clothesline:

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At 2Blowhards I discovered an entertaining list of the female fantasies being sold by a non-random selection of women’s magazines. My three favorites:

* Plastic surgery won’t make you look weird.

* Emotions — no matter which, no matter when — need to be faced and worked-through. Then you’ll feel great.

* Embracing who and what you are — whatever that means — will make you look ten years younger.

Now, it’s all too easy for a man to make a list like this with the intent to mock, but that would be a dangerous game; give me a copy of Guns & Ammo, a Car & Driver, and an Esquire magazine and I could make a list of perceived guy-fantasies that wouldn’t exactly highlight our finer qualities. No, the true value of a list like this tends to be as a conversation starter. For instance, an early comment prompted post author Michael to inquire:

Meta-question: Why are women so preoccupied with “feeling better”? Is being a woman such a draggy, self-centered, hormonal swamp that all many gals can really enjoy thinking about is a little relief from the muddy weight of it?

Needless to say, that triggered an animated discussion.