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May 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Matrioshka Striptease

There’s usually nothing sexy about Russian матрёшка nesting dolls, but this fanciful blushing striptease version is good clean dirty fun:

russian nesting doll where each smaller doll has less and less clothing and more and more blushes

Artist may be Igor Varchenko.

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May 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Slippery Tittyfuck

I don’t know what y’all think, but to me it looks like this pool party is off to a damn good start!

woman with lubed up breasts is working them against a very large cock

Breast sex artwork is by Sincopation.

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May 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

“Time To Wake Up, Snow!”

It was never so simple as a mere kiss, to break an enchantment so powerful. That was just the sanitized version for youngsters:

Snow White wakes up with a cock in her pussy

Artwork is “Broken Spell” by Julius Zimmerman.

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May 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Visit The Wank Salon

Good design is important. It’s what keeps you from accidental visits to the wank salon when you were hoping for something simple but swanky:

bad typography on a sign makes the Simply Swank Salon look like a wank salon

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May 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Roped Scrotum

According to BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings, the balls in bondage here belong to the prolific and popular gay porn star Jason Steel, and the photo appeared in The Advocate in 1986. I don’t know whether the cinched bit of clothesline signifies any sort of specifically kinky shenanigans, or whether it’s merely an improvised sex toy, being employed in one of the ways a cock ring might be:

erect gay cock with a bit of clothesline bondage for the ball sack

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May 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Closely Observed Blowjob

In the uncropped artwork, this blowjob is being watched quite closely by a sullen woman lurking in a doorway:

woman gives a blowjob while another watches from a doorway

Artist is Cécile Vallonoux.

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May 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Stuffed And Mounted: Blonde, Redhead, Or Brunette?

Back in the late 1950s and early 1960s there seems to have been a bit of fad, trope, or fetish around visuals of stuffed and mounted human heads in the style of taxidermied big game trophies. You might think this was horribly misogynist (and it surely was) but guys got objectified this way also. What I did not know until today is that the whole uneasy business went so far, you could literally order plastic “Conquest” trophy mounts from the back pages of sleazy magazines. Per the charming sales copy, “one of the nicest qualities is that they don’t talk back!”

three stuffed and mounted girls labeled as sexual conquests

Who knew that the uncanny valley problem was alive and well in the pre-digital age?

This advertisement comes from the September 1959 issue of Guy magazine, and the text reads:

“Stuffed” Girl’s Heads! only $2.98

Blondes, redheads and brunettes for every man to boast of his conquests… the first realistic likeness of the exciting women who play an important part in every man’s life… and one of the nicest qualities is that they don’t talk back! Accurately modelled to three-quarters life size of real gals and molded of skin-textured pliable plastic, these heads are so life-like they almost breathe. Saucy glittering full sensuous mouth and liquid satin complexion combined with radiant hair colors give astonishing realism to these rare and unique Trophies. Blonds, redhead or brunette mounted on a genuine mahogany plaque is complete and ready to hang on the wall for excitement and conversation. Only $2.98 plus 37¢ shipping charges. Full Money Back Guarantee. Specify Blonde, Brunette or Red head. Send Cash, Check, or Money Order, or order C.O.D. from:
Honor House Products Corp.
Dept. MT-22
Lynbrook, New York

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