May 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Back in the late 1950s and early 1960s there seems to have been a bit of fad, trope, or fetish around visuals of stuffed and mounted human heads in the style of taxidermied big game trophies. You might think this was horribly misogynist (and it surely was) but guys got objectified this way also. What I did not know until today is that the whole uneasy business went so far, you could literally order plastic “Conquest” trophy mounts from the back pages of sleazy magazines. Per the charming sales copy, “one of the nicest qualities is that they don’t talk back!”
Who knew that the uncanny valley problem was alive and well in the pre-digital age?
This advertisement comes from the September 1959 issue of Guy magazine, and the text reads:
“Stuffed” Girl’s Heads! only $2.98
Blondes, redheads and brunettes for every man to boast of his conquests… the first realistic likeness of the exciting women who play an important part in every man’s life… and one of the nicest qualities is that they don’t talk back! Accurately modelled to three-quarters life size of real gals and molded of skin-textured pliable plastic, these heads are so life-like they almost breathe. Saucy glittering full sensuous mouth and liquid satin complexion combined with radiant hair colors give astonishing realism to these rare and unique Trophies. Blonds, redhead or brunette mounted on a genuine mahogany plaque is complete and ready to hang on the wall for excitement and conversation. Only $2.98 plus 37¢ shipping charges. Full Money Back Guarantee. Specify Blonde, Brunette or Red head. Send Cash, Check, or Money Order, or order C.O.D. from:
Honor House Products Corp.
Dept. MT-22
Lynbrook, New York
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May 10th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Hey, y’all, I have a magic link for you. Click it (or better yet, open it in a new tab) to see a random vintage porn magazine:
Random Vintage Porn Magazine
How does it work? Casey made a thing called the Archive Stumbler. It lets you random-surf any collection at the Internet Archive. I used it to build the link above, featuring about 3,300 magazines in the Vintage Men’s Magazines collection at the Archive. Try it, it’s fun!
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May 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Her lingerie seems a little fancy for an office with décor so pedestrian, but maybe her nooner with the boss is a regular affair and she likes to undress to impress:
That’s Lily LaBeau in Panty Hoes 9.
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May 7th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Every red-blooded man understands the appeal of a good yacht bunny:
From a 1960s Plush magazine.
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May 5th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This tiger-striped catgirl is none other than Poison Ivy (the Cramps one, not the DC Comics one), circa 1985:
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May 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
“And now let me show you the gag we like to call ‘The Safeword Generator’…”
When the word “ovipositor” comes up in your discussion of sex toys, you know you’re getting into the good stuff! (See also “alarmingly fleshy in the mouth”.)
From Franklin Veaux on Twitter.
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May 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus
I’ve always been given to understand that women don’t want to see dick pics. However. Something, some instinct that I’ve honed over decades of curation for a mixed audience, tells me that this particular photo might not be the kind of dick pic women don’t want to see, if you’re parsing my negatives with sufficient care:
This particular attention-grabbing cock shot has been internet-circulating, mostly in gay male spaces, for many years. I expect it has its origins in commercial gay porn, but I can’t say for certain.
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