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February 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Censored Toon Mermaids And Harem Girls, 1939

From scans of an article discussing cartoon censorship in 1939, we learn that mermaid nipples and harem girl thighs-under-silk were verboten:

cartoon mermaid nipples

harem girl must hide her thighs

Thanks to Silent Porn Star for the link.

 
February 8th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Talking To The Cameras

So, what do you do when it snows in a modern CCTV surveillance state? You talk back to the people behind the cameras:

snow cunt

More details here.

 
February 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Internet Sex Writing (Or: “My White Hot Concrete Erection”)

Here at ErosBlog the “Thumper Principle” features among our editorial guidelines — when it comes to the artistic strivings of others, especially non-commercial others, “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nuthin’ at all.”

This is usually easy to live up to; although snark is often fun, for the most part I prefer to link to good stuff, or to stay silent.

But, as is well known, internet sex writing sometimes transcends the mere “bad” — of which little need or ought be said — and assumes a special glory by express virtue of its enthusiastic divergence from the restrained norms of narrative fiction. In such cases, special exceptions to the Thumper Rule can, and indeed must, be made. (Although there’s no need to be unduly mean about it.)

Onward! The following excerpt comes from a much longer bit of spanking prose entitled Naked Spanking Breaks by “PrinceOfHearts”. I believe the traditional “beverage warning” should now be applied, for the protection of your keyboard and nasal passages:

She was locked into a perfect all-fours mounting posture, and it was the ideal moment to consider my own ejaculatory pleasure. I always like to tailor this final humiliation to the filly under the whip, and most often I would say to Jenny:

“Right then, girl. I think I’ve made my point. Time for a deep, thumping shag up the bottom.”

When I take ownership of a female, one of the most important things is to discover her deepest physical weakness so that I can enjoy ruthlessly and ingeniously exploiting it, reducing her to a quivering jelly of broken disgrace with minimum expenditure of effort.

Jenny’s little secret fulcrum of devastating shame was her sweet, tight little asshole. One of the most embarrassing things for her about having her knickers taken down was the thought that I could see and even touch this forbidden place. She could hardly endure having her bud tweaked, so private and sensitive was that little opening, and the painful indignity of having foreign objects pushed up it was too much for her to bear without crying out in shame.

Of course it was therefore with the greatest of dominant, masculine pleasure that I would celebrate the end of a particularly exciting punishment session by forcing my white hot, concrete erection up her back passage one excruciating inch at a time.

She would wet herself with mortified excitement at even the very mention of anal sex, so I took great delight in the look of deep terror in her wide and pretty eyes when I would grin and say:

“Right then, lets get this massive hard-on as far up your bottom as we can, shall we?”

Link via Spanking Blog.

 
February 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Leg Fetish For Breakfast

 
February 5th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Reversing The Shopping List

More comedy from Craigslist: If men wrote m4w ads like women wrote w4m ads.

It’s brutal but (to me) funny. You do see a lot of women who write personal ads like they were making a shopping list; and that’s probably sensible for the ones who are used to (and tired of) sorting through dozens or hundreds of wildly unsuitable online propositions. Still:

Isn’t it funny how most w4m ads are like checklists of requirements. These women think finding a guy is like ordering a sandwich – a little more height please, easy on the love of sports, and can you throw in a weekend house in the mountains and a willingness to support some other guy’s children?

If men wrote their m4w ads the same way, we would expect to see something like this:

Looking to meet the woman of my dreams. Someone who appreciates me for who I am. I love big TV’s, big trucks, baseball caps, and wife-beater tanks. I love going out with my friends to get drunk at strip clubs too. I’m looking for a nice woman who is not looking to jump into a relationship too soon but who knows what it means to be sexy and take care of her partner. Please no BBW’s (sorry) but you won’t look good on my arm when I wear a white t-shirt.

You must love dogs and my beer can collection, my dogs, my cans, and I are a package, so if you’re not into them then please move on. I like to let all 6 of my dogs sleep in my bed with me, so hopefully you don’t have a problem with that.

Deal breakers:
likes to shop too much
obsessed with height (i am short)
fat
talks about yourself too much
neediness
always wanting to talk about the relationship
small breasts (sorry, there is nothing sexier than grabbing onto a nice pair)
doesnt like to cook for her man
bossiness
nagging
always wanting to get up early in the morning
fat
intolerance of me and my habits
pressure to have kids

Turn ons:
thin
large breasts (very sexy)
quiet
beer drinker
has her own friends and won’t try to make me watch chick flicks
smells good
likes football
doesn’t expect me to pay all the time
intelligent but not too intelligent (i dont like nerdy girls)
rich father
thin
doesn’t have a relationship calendar, i.e. doesnt wonder after 3 months if we are going in the right direction.

Link via Sexoteric.

 
February 4th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

No More NakedJen On Facebook

NakedJen writes:

Facebook obliterated Nakedjen.

Obliterated. Deleted. Made me disappear.

And they did it without any warning or even a simple email telling me that I had done something wrong.

My email to them asking what I might have done to cause such a brutal outcome was just met with an automatic reply telling me that I must be in violation of the TOS and to read it carefully.

Which I did. Every single word. Carefully. There is absolutely no term or stipulation that I even came close to violating other than that my name is Nakedjen. However, as I mentioned, that is MY name. And it has been my name on Facebook since day one. The email that I used for the service is even nakedjen@nakedjen.com Could I be more clear or obvious? I don’t think so.

What I also learned, while reading each and every word carefully, is that my account on Facebook is at will and can be terminated by Facebook at any time for any reason they deem “reasonable.” Basically, our accounts are being hosted for free on their servers. So this actually does make sense. If someone in their offices wakes up today and decides that the word Naked is pornographic or even just decides that my photo of Buddha wearing a ski cap is offensive, that person can just hit the delete button and bye bye Nakedjen.

It looks like they thought she was selling something. Doesn’t matter. Their mistake; she’s still deleted.

The longer I spend on the net, the more of this stuff I see. It’s why I don’t use Flickr, or LiveJournal, or any of the social networking sites. Build a sandcastle in somebody else’s sandbox, they will eventually kick it over.

Do what it takes to control your own data.

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February 3rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

For Want Of A Vase

Blame Kinkerbelle for this one:

a place for flowers

 
 
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