November 14th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Britni’s comment expressing enthusiasm for sexual face-slapping reminded me of a picture I remember seeing. After tugging at the corners of my brain, I eventually found it:
Turns out it went by on Spanking Blog, and comes originally from The Training Of O. That’s Adrianna Nicole leaning into the support of his other hand.
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November 12th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Just one of those tender little moments Monmouth is so good at describing:
When I got up to find the condoms, she lunged for my cock with her mouth. Playing the game, I couldn’t let her get what she wanted so easily. I slapped her face softly but firmly with the flat of my hand.
“Restrain yourself, or you’ll get punished.”
She smirked and took another shot, her mouth open, hungry.
I slapped her again across the face, harder, back and forth, the palm and the back of my hand striking the warm, flushed cheeks. To keep her still I held her head by clutching a handful of her brown curls between my fingers.
November 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
All I can really tell about the rowdy men mooning the camera in this photo is that they appear to be wearing old-fashioned military uniforms. But this got emailed to me with a “soviet soldiers” filename, so I’ll go with that — from the bad color balance (cheap East German snapshot film, ugh!) to the flat and endless forested horizon, it’s Soviet enough for me:
Somebody out there wants more buttock, so here’s the zoom cut:

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November 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
There’s a distinct change of tone during this bawdy poem, which dates in various versions to at least 1905, and likely goes back even further. In the old book where I found it, it’s called “Please Fondle Me”:
Put your arms around me, darling,
Kiss my cheeks until I blush,
Tickle me until I tremble,
If I murmur, make me hush.
Keep your arms around me, darling,
Put your hand within my breast,
Take me to your bedroom, darling,
Give to me what I love best.
Give it to me, lovely darling!
You can please me if you try —
Keep it up a little longer,
Do it good and let me die!
Drive it up into my belly!
Fuck me ’til I faint away!
Try and tear my cunt wide open,
Break it off and let it stay.
November 7th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
From Models Tied, we have the lovely pirates Tasha Marley and Jenna Hoskins doing labor-management negotiations:

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November 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This is a panel from the graphic novel version of the Kama Sutra, as drawn by the artist Hugdebert:

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November 5th, 2008 -- by Aphrodite
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It’s kind of amazing that the concept underlying (sorry, I had to say that) the push-up bra hasn’t been used for men’s underwear before now. But Calvin Klein has gone there, with a line of “body boost” underwear:

On the page showcasing those briefs, a helpful schematic and some amusing text explains the “trophy case” system that gives a man a bigger bulge.
So now, in addition to being told that 6 inches is really 8, those of us who lust for cock can wonder “Is it real or is it WonderPants?”
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