Bawdy poetry never gets old, even when it’s already old. This is by Alan Patrick Herbert:

That portion of a woman that appeals to man’s depravity
Is constructed with considerable care,
And what appears to you to be a simple little cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.

And doctors of distinction who’ve examined these phenomena
In numbers of experimental dames,
Have made a list of all the things in feminine abdomena,
And given them delightful Latin names.

There’s the vulva, the vagina, and the jolly perinium;
The hymen (which is found in many brides),
And lots of little gadgets you would love if you could see ’em:
The clitoris and lord knows what besides.

What a pity then it is, that when we common people chatter
Of the mysteries to which I have referred,
We should use for such a delicate and complicated matter
Such a very short and unattractive word.

I was going to call this “Cute, Cuter, Cutest” but then I couldn’t decide what order I should put Bunnie’s faces in:

All three Bunnie faces are cropped from photos in this Whipped Ass photoshoot.

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I love the way our pretty young witch has taken off her “withered hag” mask and hung it beside the cauldron:

Happy Halloween!

(Sadly I don’t know the source of this artwork; I think it’s one of the classic vintage pinup artists, but I’m not sure.)

There’s a blog post out there listing seven reasons why it sucks to be a male porn star. They aren’t terribly novel reasons, honestly; and to me #2 (the pay sucks) pretty much undermines all the rest; if being a male porn star really sucked so badly, porn directors wouldn’t be able to get male talent for, essentially, free.

Which is why I snickered when spanking movie model Adele Haze mocked the guy:

Of course some aspects of shooting porn are uncomfortable. You’re not doing it for you: you’re doing it to make the finished movie look good. That’s the job. If you feel that you’re having a bad time, try being a female porn-star: you get all that, plus some whiny boy’s spunk in your eye.

This dreamy harem dancer is a panel detail from the Dutch comic Rooie Oortjes:

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From Tony’s blog:

It’s going to be from Tuesday, Oct. 28, 12AM Eastern to Oct. 29 3AM Eastern. For 27 hours, 100% of the purchase price on our erotic documentary DVDs (excluding S&H) is going to the No On Proposition 8 Campaign to preserve marriage equality in California.

So get your blog on. Get your Twitter and your Facebook and your MySpace on. Text a friend, e-mail a loved one. Tell them that if they buy any Comstock Films DVD on October 28, 100% of the purchase price will go helping stop Ballot Measure 8 in California.

I don’t follow California politics, but I’m pretty sure this is a good cause. The view from thirty thousand feet (as an old B-52 crewman I used to know was wont to say) is that Prop. 8 will amend the California constitution to eliminate the current right, as recognized by the California courts, for gay people to marry. As such, it appears to me (from 30,000 feet, remember?) to be one of those ugly “culture war” initiatives that serves no real purpose but to give cultural conservatives an excuse to slap people they don’t like around and put ’em back in their place.

So, if you were planning on buying any of Comstock Film’s excellent and award-winning porno for grownups, you couldn’t pick a finer day (in my humble opinion) to do it.

I’m not sure what’s more remarkable in this picture from ALS Scan:

My choice is between model Faye’s complete set of “leg laces” tattoos, or her plan and intention for that large pepper:

Either way: remarkable.