September 13th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Naked Hitchhiker
From an old magazine, I think:
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September 11th, 2008 -- by Aphrodite
Better Than London Or France—Pretty Underpants!
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The New York fashion shows are going on and that’s a really good escape for me right now. I was astonished that the Fug Girls had nothing to say about this starlet wearing a dress so short that her panties would be visible when she sat.
Given their usual vigilance on the matter of unintentionally showing ladybits, I’m blaming their slip on the partying. Now back to gazing at that lovely lacy triangle…….
September 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Spousal Arson
I have been amused, over the years, to watch the never-ending arms race between the penis pill spammers and the spam filtering industry. The spammers are endlessly creative at finding descriptive phrases that contain no uniquely filterable keywords. Two from today’s inbox:
“Set your wife on fire!”
Er, what? That’s a crime, or several of them.
And then:
“Girls will call you Largissimo!”
Somehow, I doubt it. How would that sound? “Hey, Largissimo, when are you coming over here to set me on fire?”
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September 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Bend Over Anime Boyfriend
This happy bit of lovingly-drawn prostate stimulation is in honor of Violet Blue’s pegging post and column from last week:
From Usenet.
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September 7th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Table Dancer
When the party has progressed beyond a certain point of general inebriation, there comes that time when dancing on the bar turns into naked dancing on the bar. And when that happens, sometimes you see naked people who — how best to say this gently and without being body-judgmental? — were not first on your list of people you were waiting to see naked.
The truly fun thing, though, is that if the party’s going well enough, nobody cares, and it’s a good time anyway:
This rough-hewn nude table dancer is from an illustration by French illustrator Albert Dubout.
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September 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Too Gay To Make A Sandwich
I’m not a fan of the Subway sandwich shops; going to one of them strikes me as a lot of standing in line for a result that’s usually little better than a wrapped sandwich from the deli case. I particularly don’t like being subjected to blank looks from slow fast-food workers who act as if simple instructions like “lots of onions, please” is some deeply incomprehensible request in a cryptic ancient tongue. Dude, I don’t need you to carve me a mathematically perfect rocket combustion chamber out of stale cheese; I just need you to move your baggie-wrapped fingers to the onions bin, grasp, return to the vicinity of my sandwich, and release. It’s not rocket science. And, please, stop drooling on my sandwich.
Honestly, I’m being unfair. I live in a tight labor market, where the fast food stores are always hiring, and cannot afford to be fussy. And even then, Subway is a franchise; one store is not like another. But still. My local Subways are terrible, and I hate them.
Bad as they are, though, there’s always a worse one. Case in point: the Subway shop (location unknown) that caters to bigots, by firing a sandwich technician after a customer complained that the dude was also a gay porn star. The dude in question makes movies under the name Kurt Wild, and here’s the email (circulated by his agent, as reported at Fleshbot):
Hey everyone.
I just wanted to tell everyone that I was just fired from my work at subway because I have done gay porn. A customer said they wouldn’t even eat there at subway anymore because of my past work and said that if I wasn’t fired then they would boycott the store. What I say is, if one person can try to ruin me everywhere I work… maybe I should take a stand and boycott their store too if they can’t let people’s privacy be treated right. I should have the right to work anywhere I can and it isn’t right or fair that people can keep me from working simply because of a “gay” issue. If a girl did what we do it would probably be ok.. and if a guy does straight porn.. he is bragged about. When I do gay porn, I feel a bit lynched for the rest of my life. Not right. Thanks for reading.
– Kurt Wild
Now, I’m not one to cry boycott. It would be stupid in this case, when there’s no accountability to the Subway “brand” by individual store owners. But seriously — are there really still people out there who are dumb enough to be worried about gay cooties, and shameless enough to admit it?
Apparently, there are, and they eat at Subway.
