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November 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Eight Moons Over Mother Russia

All I can really tell about the rowdy men mooning the camera in this photo is that they appear to be wearing old-fashioned military uniforms. But this got emailed to me with a “soviet soldiers” filename, so I’ll go with that — from the bad color balance (cheap East German snapshot film, ugh!) to the flat and endless forested horizon, it’s Soviet enough for me:

russian army guys mooning the camera during a soccer game

Somebody out there wants more buttock, so here’s the zoom cut:

soccer mooning, russian army style

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November 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Bawdy Poem

There’s a distinct change of tone during this bawdy poem, which dates in various versions to at least 1905, and likely goes back even further. In the old book where I found it, it’s called “Please Fondle Me”:

Put your arms around me, darling,
Kiss my cheeks until I blush,
Tickle me until I tremble,
If I murmur, make me hush.

Keep your arms around me, darling,
Put your hand within my breast,
Take me to your bedroom, darling,
Give to me what I love best.

Give it to me, lovely darling!
You can please me if you try —
Keep it up a little longer,
Do it good and let me die!

Drive it up into my belly!
Fuck me ’til I faint away!
Try and tear my cunt wide open,
Break it off and let it stay.

 
November 7th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Mutiny Among The Girl-Pirates

From Models Tied, we have the lovely pirates Tasha Marley and Jenna Hoskins doing labor-management negotiations:

the female pirate bondage mutiny

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November 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Kama Sutra Facial

This is a panel from the graphic novel version of the Kama Sutra, as drawn by the artist Hugdebert:

kama sutra cum face

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November 5th, 2008 -- by Aphrodite

Male Underwear As “Trophy Case”

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It’s kind of amazing that the concept underlying (sorry, I had to say that) the push-up bra hasn’t been used for men’s underwear before now. But Calvin Klein has gone there, with a line of “body boost” underwear:

On the page showcasing those briefs, a helpful schematic and some amusing text explains the “trophy case” system that gives a man a bigger bulge.

So now, in addition to being told that 6 inches is really 8, those of us who lust for cock can wonder “Is it real or is it WonderPants?”

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November 4th, 2008 -- by Aphrodite

The End Of An Era?

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Maybe today will be. I’m not convinced of that, no matter who wins. Instead, today I want to celebrate the approaching end of the Bush era…..and this image, from Satan’s Laundromat, captures it well.

naked pink lady graffito

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November 4th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Look, Ma, No Hands!

Y’all know ErosBlog isn’t political. But, risking understatement in the saying, there’s an important presidential election happening here in the USA today. And yesterday, Bondage Blog published a get-out-the-vote poster that’s suitable for an adult audience:

vote vote vote

Like the man says, you know what to do.

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