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June 15th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Fly Me To The Moon

This is not surprising news, but it is interesting: rich people, and especially rich women, who have access to private jets, do indeed fuck in them. And why not, really?

According to a survey … by Prince & Associates … which polled nearly 600 men and women with net worths of more than $30 million and a mean net worth of $89 million … 63 percent of the men and 88 percent of the women said wealth gave them better sex. The most surprising result found that nearly three-quarters of the women surveyed said they had had affairs, compared with 50 percent of the men. They were also more than twice as likely as men (72 percent-33 percent) to be members of the “mile high club” – probably made a lot easier because all the folks surveyed own jets or shares in jets.

Link via Armed Liberal.

 
June 13th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

A Shot In The Butt

For most of us the needle in the butt is just one of those medical indignities to be suffered. But, for some it’s a highly charged fetish situation. This injection scene is from a detailed and explicit medical fetish shoot in Taboo Magazine:

needle in the ass

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June 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

One Woman Riot

She seems peaceable enough, but this woman squatting against a wall seems to have just attracted the attention of the (previously oblivious?) riot police:

blonde woman squats to pee behind a line of riot police

From Naked Protesters.

 
June 9th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Meet Phil, The Biggest Douchebag On Fling

Poor Zoe. I know it’s rough out there on the dating sites, but she had to hear from this goon?

Dear Lord. Now you’re not only looking for an “intellectual,” but a poet laureate as well. A sex blog? You do realize that you’re asking for trouble there, considering what’s probably in store for you.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re on the wrong site if that’s your thrill. Most of the guys on this site are only capable of thinking with the head that does not encapsulate the brain. Do you know the difference between morons and idiots? The morons go too slow while the idiots go too fast.

Seriously, contrary to your idealistic theory, a good sex blog writer does not translate into a good f*#! The guys (and gals) on this site just want to get laid (sorry, that doesn’t sound so intellectual)so you might want to consider [again] changing your criteria. It’s all in the name, right? F-L-I-N-G. Sorry, the “I” doesn’t stand for “intellectual.”

O.K., enough of the verbal diahhrea. I see that you checked out my profile yesterday but never replied to my message. Guess I’m not smart enough, eh? Ha, ha, ha … Again, you can email me at p——-@verizon.net or call me during the day at 617———. Considering that most guys wouldn’t even take the time to correspond in depth (and attempt to rearrange your priorities), you might at least have the decency to reply in kind (a few meager words). Don’t worry, I won’t bite and, at the risk of sounding snobbish/jerky, I’d venture to say that I have had many more years of “writing” and being intellectual than you. Be brave. Phil

… and you want “real” stories. You would be naive to think that these guys are going to be able to deliver anything but the mindless smut they will undoubtedly plagarize from their under-the-bed collection of Penthouse Forums. The moral of the story, Miss Originality, is that it’s better to make your own stories. Hey, are you doing your school thesis on cyberspace sex or something? LOL

I see that you’re back up and running here. You were a bad girl and Fling put you on probation? Enough cyberspace blather already. Can you just call me atb617——— (M-F 9-6)? Phil

In what universe is this guy going to get laid using this technique? What did he do, read a few pickup-artist manuals and utterly misconstrue the already-dubious and highly situational advice about the purported value of deft, funny “negative hits”?

(Plus, is it just me, or is asking to receive your online booty phone calls during regular business hours only a sign that you’re married and bored in your cubicle?)

 
June 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Hot Cosplayers

This is how you win at the internets. You post an article called The 11 Most Scorching-Hot Female Cosplayers Ever and justify it with illustrative photographs:

hot cosplayer

  1. Post article.
  2. Get a zillion links and a metric buttload of traffic.
  3. ???
  4. Profit!

Link via Sexoteric.

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June 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Amateur MILF Porn

This is one of those old snapshots that grown children sometimes worry about finding in a shoe box in the attic. It was back when the kids were babies, in that first crackerbox of a house over in that little neighborhood about three blocks from the tracks, and after Mom saved enough green stamps to get Dad a camera and darkroom kit for his birthday, how could she refuse to model for him in the garden?

vintage milf snapshot

Found on Usenet.

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June 5th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Monday At The Rope Factory

Overheard at The Twisted Monk:

Monk: On Saturday I assaulted a dear friend of mine with a dildo mounted sawzal.

CB: Did you just say a sawzal?

Monk: Yeah, as in reciprocating saw with a rather large fake cock mounted on the business end.

CB: Sounds dangerous.

Monk: Could be, but I was wearing eye protection. The big risk is cramping in the forearms from having to hold it for so long while it is jamming away. Those things can shake filling loose if you turn them up too high. However once I figured out how to brace it against my hip it was not too bad.

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