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June 24th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Old Faithful

Look out! I think it’s gonna blow!


geyser of semen

 
June 21st, 2008 -- by Aphrodite

Too Much Great Art Is Treated Like A Dirty Picture Used To Be

Aphrodite blogs:

Sorry, no “dirty” pictures here, just a rant from a girl that’s tired of all this intellectual property crap. Scroll down on the homepage if that’s what you want, and I’ll take my rant into the back room so it doesn’t clutter up Bacchus’s more delightful content. Read the rest of this entry »

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June 20th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

The Groping Tutor

As any woodworker can tell you, it’s always important to keep a firm grasp on your work. This vintage photograph (which I found on alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. spanking) demonstrates the principle in the context of private education:

tutor with a pussy grip while spanking his student

Declining educational standards are everywhere, I tell you! Surely Paris Hilton and Britney Spears didn’t have tutors who were this enthusiastic and involved?

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June 19th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Susie On Marriage

Susie Bright has a wide-ranging essay up about marriage and weddings, straight and gay (yay, California!). Impossible to summarize but worth your time. A couple of random excerpts:

This time, even Arnold Schwarzenegger, our improbable governor, cannot put on the pretense that he gives a shit about the Haters. (This is a guy who gave Oui Magazine an interview in 1977, his weightlifting prime, boasting that American men were too uptight about getting their dicks sucked by other guys; that it’s not such a big deal in Austria… really!)

And:

Weddings make your long-lost friends come out of the woodwork. There are people in my life, miles away, who I miss terribly, and yet the only time they travel to California is when some high school pal is getting married. I could fucking give birth to a chicken and it wouldn’t inspire them to budge an inch. Only weddings get their ass on the tarmac.

 
June 18th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Sexual Mismatches

Mistress Matisse addresses the ancient question of what to do about emergent diversity of sexual tastes within marriage:

I can just lay out your options as I see them…

You can accept that your wife isn’t currently into this, stop asking, and not get this desire met.

You can accept that your wife isn’t currently into this, but ask her to go see a couple’s therapist with you to talk about your sex life.

You can accept that your wife isn’t currently into this and tell her that you’re going to get the need met elsewhere. (And deal with her response to that.)

You can accept that your wife isn’t currently into this and get the need met elsewhere without telling her about it.

Note that all these options begin with you accepting that your wife isn’t currently into this. I don’t know of any magic way of getting people to like what they don’t like, sexually. If I did, I would not be keeping it a secret. I’d write a book, sell a ton of copies, and be on Oprah, because mismatched sexual desires of all kinds are a huge issue in a society that claims to prize sexual monogamy.

I get reader letters too, and although I don’t tend to engage very much with the ones seeking advice the way Matisse sometimes does, I can confirm from my own mail that this sort of question is a big deal for a lot of people out there.

 
June 16th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Penis Bear

If you have a dirty mind:

penis bear

Thanks to Dave for sending the pic.

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June 15th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Rough Sex On Sidewalk

I’ve always loved street signs that get modified in transgressive ways. This one, snapped and sent in by Leslie (thank you!) more than a year ago, made me laugh a lot:

rough sex sign

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