There’s no excuse for this. It’s like the closing segment of the old Man Show — it’s pure, old-fashioned, mostly-harmless lechery. “Cheerleader” (not really, but she’ll pass) Angel Woods shows us her panties:

And then we transition rapidly to the gratuitous rear view. At this junction, no gentleman would be thinking thoughts containing phrases like “surprise buttsex”:

Finally, after cartwheels and handstands not shown here, it’s time for the cheerleader moment you’ve been waiting for ever since high school. I refer, of course, to: panty failure!

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If I had one of these, I think I’d display it proudly among my tchochkes and tell anybody who asked that it’s a medicine flask. Interested aunties would get some theory about the design being “to keep the cork from drying out because you always have to stow it cork-down” and non-squares would get the deadpan “it’s for ladies to sneak whiskey into movie theaters with” explanation. Behold, the “Dutch Milkmaid” dildo from Studio Oooms:

Thanks to Always Aroused Girl, writing for JanesGuide. May she never again be thirsty in a movie theater.

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A nice vintage nudie photograph, starring a model with an unusual facial expression:

The other day Bondage Blog ran some pictures that look like somebody’s sordid fantasy of an East German enema clinic, circa 1972. But (butt?) there was one picture that cried out for a LOL-treatment:

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I’ve read alot about absinthe and its mind-altering effects, but since I’m not much of a drinker I haven’t been too keen to try it. This artistic rendering of its effects may change my mind:

Image from New Scientist’s Short Sharp Science blog.

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This naked cowboy is from the cover of a Greenleaf Classic gay pulp novel called One To Share by Dallas Kovar:

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Now you can have your very own pole dancer, powered by your computer and sliding up and down her pole to the tunes on your iPod:

Technology, she is a wonder.