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March 3rd, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Fancy A Tingle?

I am enamored of the concept of electric lingerie, in the best high-Victorian quack medical style of course. These garments probably did not have the beneficial effects advertised, but I have no doubt they delivered one hell of a jolt! That’s how you could tell they were “working”:

electric underwear

From the Electrosex Blog.

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March 2nd, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Sweater Girl

Everybody loves a sweater girl, especially when the sweater comes off:

sweater girl taking it off

 
February 29th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Naughty In The Dressing Room

This has got to be absolutely the tamest / cutest photoset I’ve ever seen in the pages of Taboo magazine, which has been happily notorious for explicit bondage sex photography since well before anybody (well, it was Kink.com, actually) dared to do it on the web. But not in this photoset! Nope, this is just a fine lady and her maid, prepping for another hard day of languishing around the manor in outfits of loosely-arranged lace:

sexy maid brushing hair of fine lady

“Why, you careless hussy! You caught a tangle and hurt my pretty head! I ought to…”

lady attacking and punishing her careless maid

The remonstrances continue: “You indolent wench! I’ll rip off your lingerie and slap some sense into your silly head!”

painful face slapping for a careless and bare-breasted ladies maid

“Bah, slapping isn’t enough for course slatterns like you! Bend over, I’ll pretend to spank you with my silver hand mirror while secretly using it to peer at your pussy!”

lady pretending to spank her maid with a heavy silver hand mirror

And, then, inevitably, there has to be the kissing on the ear and the whispering of sweet nothings:

time for the hot lesbian makeup sex

How else are they going to segue into the inevitable hot-and-sweaty lesbian makeup sex?

Pictures are from the August 2004 edition of Taboo magazine.

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February 28th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Anal Manga

Apologies to those who find this too graphic, but there’s so much censored manga out there, it’s almost refreshing to find some so explicitly uncensored:

anal sex and closeup wet pussy manga panel

Via alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. anime.

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February 27th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

The Myth Of The Internet Sex Predator

I’ve long felt that public fears (mostly among folks who aren’t particularly computer-literate) about internet sex predators were mostly press-fueled frenzy — the normal sensationalism that we get served with any new technology, where the press tries to “sell papers” (or whatever it is they are selling these days) by taking a tiny tiny handful of crimes that involve the new technology and turning that tiny handful into an endless parade of breathless handwringing and fear-mongering. All of which is eagerly devoured by the sort of casual Luddites who don’t much like the new technology and sort of wish it didn’t exist because then they wouldn’t have to deal with.

Well, it turns out I was right. Research by sociologists at the Crimes against Children Research Center, University of New Hampshire in Durham has debunked several widely-believed myths:

Myth: Internet predators are driving up child sex crime rates.

Reality: Sex assaults on teens fell 52 percent from 1993 to 2005, according to the Justice Department’s National Crime Victimization Survey, the best measure of U.S. crime trends. “The Internet may not be as risky as a lot of other things that parents do without concern, such as driving kids to the mall and leaving them there for two hours,” Wolak said.

Myth: Internet predators are pedophiles.

Reality: Internet predators don’t hit on the prepubescent children whom pedophiles target. They target adolescents, who have more access to computers, more privacy and more interest in sex and romance, Wolak’s team determined from interviews with investigators.

Myth: Internet predators represent a new dimension of child sexual abuse.

Reality: The means of communication is new, according to Wolak, but most Internet-linked offenses are essentially statutory rape: nonforcible sex crimes against minors too young to consent to sexual relationships with adults.

Myth: Internet predators trick or abduct their victims.

Reality: Most victims meet online offenders face-to-face and go to those meetings expecting to engage in sex. Nearly three-quarters have sex with partners they met on the Internet more than once.

Myth: Internet predators meet their victims by posing online as other teens.

Reality: Only 5 percent of predators did that, according to the survey of investigators.

Myth: Online interactions with strangers are risky.

Reality: Many teens interact online all the time with people they don’t know. What’s risky, according to Wolak, is giving out names, phone numbers and pictures to strangers and talking online with them about sex.

Myth: Internet predators go after any child.

Reality: Usually their targets are adolescent girls or adolescent boys of uncertain sexual orientation, according to Wolak. Youths with histories of sexual abuse, sexual orientation concerns and patterns of off- and online risk-taking are especially at risk.

Thanks to Bruce Schneier for the link.

 
February 26th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Duck Penis

Duck penis? Boy, I’d hate to meet the duck to whom this penis belonged, because he’s BIG and I’m sure he’s pissed!

duck penis

Ok, OK, I’ve had my fun. What you’re really looking at is a freshly-harvested Geoduck, a large edible mollusk, said to be tasty (by the folks who like to eat giant penis-shaped mollusks, anyway).

 
February 25th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Celebrate This!

OK, despite the appearance of the link at the bottom of this post, this is not a political post. Of course, what you do with said link, I wash my hands of that.

{*scrub* *scrub*}

One of the most ancient and funnest games on the internet is posting links that aren’t quite what they seem, tricking folks into clicking on them to their immediate surprise or regret. These days the cool kids seem to be calling this a “rickroll” — apparently there’s a YouTube music video by Rick somebody that’s been a frequent destination of misleading linkage lately. I’m an old fart, I remember when Goatse.cx and Tubgirl were all the rage. These things are timeless; I’m sure there’s somebody out there who remembers clicking a falsely-described link in their Mosaic browser to some ASCII penis art with ejaculating semi-colons.

With all that talk to serve as your warning, and with you bearing in mind the sorts of things ErosBlog routinely links to, here’s an Erosblog-Approved destination:

Celebrate Bush!

 
 
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