Oh, what the hell, might as well surrender completely to the Thanksgiving Day foolishness:

I’d make another turkey stuffing joke, but sadly (for them) most smilies don’t come equipped with anything to stuff with.

Hey, turnabout is fair play, right?

Sometimes you stuff the turkey, sometimes the turkey stuffs you:

Cartoon is by Jamie Charteris.

So, it’s Thanksgiving Eve. Hopefully tomorrow will be for you a pleasant day of food, family, fun, and relaxation. Perhaps as you tuck into your turkey and stuffing and gravy, you can pause to wonder:

“What’s the stuff in stuffing, actually? Exactly what has been stuffed in my bird?”

Some photos to help you while you ponder:

Happy Thanksgiving!

What a magnificent pair of woman! Sorry about the wrinkles and creases on the photo; it looks like this was a much-treasured magazine centerfold poster that got folded and unfolded many times. Still, it’s Sophia Loren in all her bare-breasted semi-nude glory:

2013 update: I did some more research and found a better (bigger and not creased) version of this sexy photo, sourced it to the French version of an Italian movie, and (bonus!) found several more nude photos of Sophia Loren to share with you.

Similar Sex Blogging:

• Sophia Loren Adjusting Her Stockings
• Happy Sophia Loren Fan
• Robert Mitchum And A Lady
• Hedy Lamarr Topless
• Hedy Lamarr's Magnificent Breast
• Sophia Loren, Corseted Seductress
• De Niro and Depardieu Getting Handjobs

From an interview in Playboy, kindly typed in by Hump Jones, this observation by the guru George Carlin:

It’s actually a weird time for sex. Sex is all over the place in this culture. It’s wide open. Compared with the 1960’s, when it was merely an aspect of youth culture — free love and all that –it’s a virtual sexual carnival right now. You’ve got the internet, strip clubs, porn stars on the radio. Even regular television is all cleavage and legs and asses and hot policewomen on CSI. You got into any hotel and you can buy movies in which the mailman shows up with a big hard-on and suddenly he’s fucking three women at a tupperware party — and it all goes straight to your hotel bill.

You’ve got to study this vintage orgy photograph pretty hard to make out all the details of what’s going on, but it’s worth the effort:

I suppose if you’re going to throw an orgy, you might as well do it up proud!

From Vintage Lust.

I am today announcing the availability of the ErosBlog Image Badge, which is a sort of widgety badge or banner that anyone can grab and put in their blog sidebars to display the most recent picture that’s on ErosBlog:

ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

Get this!

The idea, which feels a bit pretentious to me but which has been requested by a number of people, is to provide an easy (and hopefully attractive) way for owners and users of other sites to see at a glance when I’ve got new “dirty” pictures up.

The ErosBlog Image Badge won’t always show the most recent picture, because I’m going to try to limit these thumbs to the images that are attractive, soft-core, and friendly to the thumbnail format. But it should update with a new picture once or twice a week.

I’ve tried to make the Badges easy to use — it’s just a snippet of html to put in your blog sidebar (or wherever). Images come off my server and are updated automatically, so the Badges are zero maintenance for you.

If you want an ErosBlog Image Badge for your site, just follow this link and copy the code you see into your sidebar template code at the spot you want the Badge to appear. The badge needs a space at least 160 pixels wide; if you try to put it into a sidebar narrower than that, things could get ugly or broken. The badge will try to center itself in whatever space you put it; if that doesn’t work for you, you’ll need to tweak it.

If you’re a genuine glutton for punishment, this link gives you similar code for a much taller Badge showing the most recent three badge images:

ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

Get this!

Please feel free to ask questions in the comments. Enjoy!